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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    No Amount Of Alcohol Good For You, Report Finds https://trib.al/rmUDocO  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/Xp0ihcdm70

    5:02 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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      1. Richard F. Quinn, Sr.‏ @richardquinn96 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Back in the day British hospitals routinely prescribed Guinness for patients.

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      1. Tony Robite‏ @TonyRobite Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe report should mind its goddamn business.

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      2. Andrew C‏ @SoonerBuzzC Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do we know they aren't funded by the iced tea lobby?

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      1. Mark LaRuez‏ @MarkLaRuez Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @schroddybach

        This is the headline a few years back that hooked me on the onion......https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theonion.com/study-depression-hits-losers-hardest-1819564231/amp …

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      1. Eric r‏ @Ericr85351688 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Compared to what? Living in Trumpworld completely sober?

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      1. Michael J. Stanek‏ @MichaelJStanek Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nonsense! In moderation, alcohol can help to thin blood, which can be as useful to some as a baby aspirin. Also, it can help ugly people get laid. For folks who don't get much exercise, that can be extremely beneficial!

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      1. 影煙々羅‏ @EnenraKage Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn, that makes me sad, let me just down this bottle of pure alcohol

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      1. Shameless Chicken™‏ @loutrebrule Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news!

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that's depressing. Time to up my drinking.

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      2. Nick Guest‏ @NickGuest6 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone may laugh but a lot of med-surg floors have Natty Light in the Pyxis for patients in withdrawal.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So don't set limits on yourself!

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Aug 29
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        pic.twitter.com/4jjnI027A1

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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll not drink to that.

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile the vast preponderance of evidence says otherwise... Which isn't surprising considering that heart disease is an order of magnitude bigger killer than cancer.

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whatdaya expect a bunch of nerds to say?

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      1. brian‏ @sentient02970 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love how she's roughly on the 1 per month rotation of Onion headshots.

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      1. The Guy‏ @gatorteach55 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats disappointing considering the 4 Titos and Club Sodas I had earlier

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