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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    New Pumpkin Spice Channel To Offer Fall-Themed Hardcore Pornography https://trib.al/Rwd09m3  #NSFWpic.twitter.com/jK51tqmuc1

    4:25 PM - 28 Aug 2018
    • 249 Retweets
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    41 replies 249 retweets 1,294 likes
      1. Wendy Tweezerhands‏ @wendue Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh gourd Oh gourd Oh gourd OH GOURD OHGOURDOHGOURDOHGOURD

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Lisey Sweet‏ @lisey_2014 Aug 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really pissed, I shared this on Facebook and now I'm in Facebook jail for 24 hours. Bullshit fucks.

        4 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Roma Khudoleyev‏ @MrRoma17 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are the actors photoshopped separately, or are they cutouts from a real scene? Asking for a friend.

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mmmmmm...so pumpkin spicey!pic.twitter.com/qErt12jRbv

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 28
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Eww.

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      2. Wendy Tweezerhands‏ @wendue Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I tried to share this on Facebook in a secret group and it was taken down.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tony DiCicco‏ @DiCiccoTony Aug 29
        Replying to @wendue @TheOnion

        I got a 7 day ban for it 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Wendy Tweezerhands‏ @wendue Aug 29
        Replying to @DiCiccoTony @TheOnion

        Wow. It’s still up in other places there. I didn’t get thrown in Facebook jail for that, but I almost did because I had the temerity to “like” two local businesses. Wtf, Zuck?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeff Geurin‏ @groundrush Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just got put in Facebook jail for sharing this article!

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      1. Tony DiCicco‏ @DiCiccoTony Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better be careful. Facebook is suspending accounts for sharing this one. #ZuckerbergsOffended

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      1. Scott Collins‏ @sscottcollins Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @HyuckKrishna

        Really? Right in front of my latte?

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      1. Jim Y‏ @Jvy4 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope it goes better than the cumin channel

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 28
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        Ted Cruz is "all in."

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      1. Matt  🌎 🎃 👻‏ @MattsPolemic Aug 28
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        @IanFitz_13

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      2. reezy‏ @vodkansoda Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @ShockerSara

        @BasedBlanquito wanna sign up?

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      1. Nora‏ @noratheexplora5 Aug 28
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        @tayn_carlisle I know what gets you going 😉

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