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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Louis C.K. Fan Disappointed At Lack Of Psychosexual Power Games In New Material https://trib.al/Yw7y6vC pic.twitter.com/yqJaqxbZv0

    2:34 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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    18 replies 180 retweets 1,333 likes
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      2. тнє ƒυтυrє prσgrєѕѕινє  ☮️ 🌎‏ @TFProgressive Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he whipped out new material before an unsuspecting audience -- what's disappointing about that?

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Aug 28
        Replying to @TFProgressive @TheOnion

        He laid his new material out on the table to let his audience determine if it measures up.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course what Louis CK did was disgusting and wrong. Of COURSE. But MAYBE.... that since he didn't rape, or even touch anyone at all, he shouldn't be lumped in with every single other despicable and evil monster in show business.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      4. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Aug 28
        Replying to @jitterbug212 @TheOnion

        I'm not interested at all in seeing him live now. It's just.... weird. But I just hate how everyone is automatically Harvey Weinstien or Bill Cosby because of something inappropriate that they did. Christ, has he even been convicted of anything?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Johnny Cage Match‏ @AndrewMettler Aug 28
        Replying to @bibowski @jitterbug212 @TheOnion

        This is The Onion. You're passionately defending Louis CK to The Onion.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Aug 28
        Replying to @AndrewMettler @jitterbug212 @TheOnion

        Passion? Not quite. Also, my aim was to start a dialogue, which I've clearly done. I'm not defending Louis CK's actions, I'm just saying that not all crimes or inappropriate behaviours are the same.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Jacques‏ @bigjackash Aug 28
        Replying to @bibowski

        I agree with you, but this might not be the thread for pursuing this argument.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Aug 28
        Replying to @bigjackash @bibowski

        That is essentially what satire is intended to do. spur debate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Jacques‏ @bigjackash Aug 28
        Replying to @emuirhead @bibowski

        I dunno. I see it more as entertainment/humor, but I don’t wanna argue about it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Bird‏ @dobewithadoobie Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dAsdC2C19g

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. James Barnsley‏ @JamesBarnsley30 Aug 28
        Replying to @dobewithadoobie @TheOnion

        That's what she said.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Alexis Yonari‏ @lexstwiitter Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I ain't even mad. I'm just glad he's back.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Funny-er‏ @RyanMMDobbs Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The worst part of Louis CK's comeback was the complete lack of someone storming the stage and beating him off it. @SarahKSilverman

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Alexis Yonari‏ @lexstwiitter Aug 28
        Replying to @RyanMMDobbs @TheOnion @SarahKSilverman

        No one wants to beat him off; which is why he had to do what he did. Though!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Aster Luu‏ @AsterLuu Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s so unattractive Gross. That’s like every 5th guy in Florida.

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      1. Kurly Q‏ @K_u_r_l_y_Q Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it funny though?

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      2. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't realize he had any fans left

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Bernie Rhodes‏ @blazeballs Aug 28
        Replying to @Brother3j @TheOnion

        Literally the entire comedy community. He's the greatest comic alive arguably

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Aug 28
        Replying to @blazeballs @TheOnion

        Wow the greatest comic alive I thought that was @RealGilbertACP

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bernie Rhodes‏ @blazeballs Aug 28
        Replying to @Brother3j @TheOnion @RealGilbertACP

        @RealGilbert you mean. He's in the running I suppose

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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