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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Pope Promises More Open, Transparent Molestation In Future https://trib.al/7Ba57tu pic.twitter.com/gYvKuX2pEv

    2:07 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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    • Greyson Warnerbuilt 🔗🔗🔗🎥 Juliet Quincy Stephanie Sparkles Weasel Bread Richard F Jillian ツイッタースックス!!! nothing creative Kosta, but spookier
    116 replies 1,695 retweets 5,397 likes
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      2. Amber Hunter‏ @_AmberMoon_ Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pft I chOked

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. SP‏ @SP_Fury Aug 28
        Replying to @_AmberMoon_ @TheOnion

        So did all of those little boys.

        5 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
      4.  🎃 Nautical-looking Negro  ⚰️‏ @JMFLove Aug 28
        Replying to @SP_Fury @_AmberMoon_ @TheOnion

        NOOOOOO WHYpic.twitter.com/jioongiCVR

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. .‏ @Ravi__a Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damm. Onion is fire since days. Love this offensive humor.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
      3.  ❌ rmack2x‏ @rmack2x Aug 28
        Replying to @Ravi__a @cfmbetricky2 @TheOnion

        A kernel of truth, then a humorous or deadly headline that points to something deeper...

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. #FreeEarth‏ @LinWaWa00 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @jessels46

        NWO plan. Normalize it (ongoing) . Make no age of consent legal (in the works), Openly teach young kids about sex ( currently happening) and accept Satan as your savior (tba).

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. American Gal‏ @DeplorableEllen Aug 28
        Replying to @LinWaWa00 @WhiteHatGuy and

        Sadly, it's all true. I believe God is at work here. He is the man with the plan. He put Trump in office. All this nonsense will cease in the near future. Victims can try to get their lives back. The world has become a sick mess in so many areas. Redemption is near.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ditzzeechick‏ @Ditzzeechick Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/jiRT7CdXqr

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Pretorius‏ @Aldturex Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        stop publishing real news dammit

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Pedro‏ @psrox Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you go back to made up stories now? I’m tired of real news

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
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      2. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should be promising NO molestation! Ridiculous!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Nathan‏ @sonicgenfan Aug 29
        Replying to @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        I am pretty sure that if you look really closely you can notice that the article is created by the onion, who writes satire.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Brock‏ @bdl8144 Aug 29
        Replying to @sonicgenfan @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure if you look really closely you'll understand the title of the account you replied to

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Nathan‏ @sonicgenfan Aug 29
        Replying to @bdl8144 @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure if you look even closer you will see that i have been following him for about a week

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Chelsey Moon‏ @ChelseyMooner Aug 29
        Replying to @sonicgenfan @bdl8144 and

        I’m pretty sure that if you both look a little closer you’ll see it a little closer

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Name cannot be blank‏ @khyberpunk Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Nd2xIsxmBa

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      2. George Cunningham‏ @gcc6662020 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just report charges to police and let them deal with it !!

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Aug 28
        Replying to @gcc6662020 @TheOnion

        But that might make the church look bad. /s

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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