What if, hear me out on this one, he made his comeback while a squad of women comics whose careers he quashed shot him with paintballs?
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You seem nice
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well sweety... im no monster... and neither is the man that youre bashing
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I don't think he's a monster, just gross & definitely not someone I'd want to surprise in a green room unless I brought at least two air horns and a balloon animal twister
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I thought the dipshit said, “well sweaty” hahaha
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the onion fucking snapped.
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Remember when The Onion was funny?
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You must have memory retention of a few minutes, as The Onion are on top form at the moment.
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Nah I just laugh at funny things...like humor. Rather than beat off to other people's perverse, butthurt political commentary
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Swing and a miss on this one.
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Nah, that’s a solid hit right there.
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Let’s settle on a sac fly
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Let’s not
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You do you my friend.
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