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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Humiliation Of Women Receives 10 Billionth Standing Ovation https://trib.al/qCZjz4w pic.twitter.com/PHCrxKwNbB

    1:40 PM - 28 Aug 2018
    • 778 Retweets
    • 3,385 Likes
    • Noé Boo-diño Wyatt Bruce Magikarp Master JB🧙‍♂️ magical The Mark CapsDaddy Lee T Egler T is for Tapir Lisa Bushey
    35 replies 778 retweets 3,385 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Alexa Weber Morales‏ @WorlWindWriting Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if, hear me out on this one, he made his comeback while a squad of women comics whose careers he quashed shot him with paintballs?

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. sideshowSam‏ @sammy_sinatra Aug 28
        Replying to @WorlWindWriting

        pic.twitter.com/athMuBqrna

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Alexa Weber Morales‏ @WorlWindWriting Aug 28
        Replying to @sammy_sinatra @TheOnion

        You seem nice

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. sideshowSam‏ @sammy_sinatra Aug 28
        Replying to @WorlWindWriting

        well sweety... im no monster... and neither is the man that youre bashing

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Alexa Weber Morales‏ @WorlWindWriting Aug 28
        Replying to @sammy_sinatra

        I don't think he's a monster, just gross & definitely not someone I'd want to surprise in a green room unless I brought at least two air horns and a balloon animal twister

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      7. Dan Jones‏ @addicted2yoohoo Aug 29
        Replying to @WorlWindWriting @sammy_sinatra

        I thought the dipshit said, “well sweaty” hahaha

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Alexa Weber Morales‏ @WorlWindWriting Aug 29
        Replying to @addicted2yoohoo @sammy_sinatra

        hahaha

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. HEREDIT-HARRY‏ @harryn1m Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion fucking snapped.

        1 reply 1 retweet 57 likes
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      2. Squawkie The Eagle‏ @SquawkieEagle Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember when The Onion was funny?

        4 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Dan Tappin‏ @oitappin Aug 28
        Replying to @SquawkieEagle @TheOnion

        You must have memory retention of a few minutes, as The Onion are on top form at the moment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Squawkie The Eagle‏ @SquawkieEagle Aug 28
        Replying to @oitappin @TheOnion

        Squawkie The Eagle Retweeted The Onion

        Totallyhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1033047652408156161 …

        Squawkie The Eagle added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Meghan McCain Forced To Live Out Socialist Nightmare Of Empathy For Sick Person https://trib.al/G2rzLZm  pic.twitter.com/UEboU4hf2Q
        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Squawkie The Eagle‏ @SquawkieEagle Aug 28
        Replying to @USDelendaEst @oitappin @TheOnion

        Nah I just laugh at funny things...like humor. Rather than beat off to other people's perverse, butthurt political commentary

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Jam  🦌‏ @Jamer240 Aug 29
        Replying to @SquawkieEagle @USDelendaEst @oitappin

        pic.twitter.com/oRByeR5CpP

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Alex Muzzo‏ @Alex_muzzo Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swing and a miss on this one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. beky‏ @Pierce1215 Aug 28
        Replying to @Alex_muzzo @TheOnion

        Nah, that’s a solid hit right there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      4. Alex Muzzo‏ @Alex_muzzo Aug 28
        Replying to @Pierce1215 @TheOnion

        Let’s settle on a sac fly

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Swearin' Spartacus‏ @Spartacussin Aug 28
        Replying to @Alex_muzzo @Pierce1215 @TheOnion

        Let’s not

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Alex Muzzo‏ @Alex_muzzo Aug 28
        Replying to @Spartacussin @Pierce1215 @TheOnion

        You do you my friend.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. End of conversation

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