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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    NRA Calls For Department Of Education To Provide Every Student With Body Bag https://trib.al/URRMmC9 pic.twitter.com/9PWoego3De

    1:13 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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      2. Jeffrey Guterman‏Verified account @JeffreyGuterman Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Constructive criticism for @TheOnion: For about a year now, your material has become dull and stereotyped. Strive for nuance, wit, and realism.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. The Party of Reason & Progress‏Verified account @TheOfficialPORP Aug 29
        Replying to @JeffreyGuterman @TheOnion

        That might be because the normal news has become so absurd, @TheOnion has lost out on some of its "shock factor". Think about it - they're making jokes about dead children. Should anything in the world be more shocking? 3+ years of Trump coverage has normalized this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Jeffrey Guterman‏Verified account @JeffreyGuterman Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOfficialPORP @TheOnion

        You make good points. I would strive for more subtlety.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. The Party of Reason & Progress‏Verified account @TheOfficialPORP Aug 29
        Replying to @JeffreyGuterman @TheOnion

        Fair point - they've probably started ignoring subtlety in their own exasperation about the ridiculousness of the news. Have you ever seen the subreddit r/nottheonion? It's just tragic.https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/ 

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Geoff Mills‏ @GeoffMills_BTF Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look parents, it’s our new Backpack Bodybag, now with built in Toe Tag!! - NRA probably.

        0 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just think: they could have different designs, just like Trapper Keepers.

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      1. Falling Stone‏ @falling_stone Aug 28
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        pic.twitter.com/Y7pt6Kpr3u

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      1. ambassador‏ @ambassadors50 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we live in a world where the onion articles make more sense than real life news smh

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      1. Spoooooky  🎃 Political  👻 Wonk‏ @GrouchyWonk Aug 28
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        pic.twitter.com/aqqX34HUS7

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      2. emmaofthevalley‏ @emmaofthevalley Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that's just ridiculous! ...teachers need to provide the bags themselves.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they come in the school colors and for a little extra you can get a toe tag proceeds go for the Marching Bands Washington trip

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

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      2. Rikmik‏ @rikmik6 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't be ridiculous! The gun industry doesn't make any profit on body bags

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Alan‏ @AGallcobhair Aug 28
        Replying to @rikmik6 @TheOnion

        They will if they are single use only.

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      2. Stephanie Watson‏ @WatsonWriter Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @GhostfaceKHZ

        You know this is false, because the gun manufacturers don't sell body bags.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods Aug 28
        Replying to @WatsonWriter @TheOnion @GhostfaceKHZ

        Not yet. But it's a solid vertical.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Planning ahead is just good common sense.

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