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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Trump: ‘I Remember Flying The Plane That Bombed The USS Arizona During Pearl Harbor’ https://trib.al/qV2GIN8 pic.twitter.com/ljz296Ue7q

    12:20 PM - 28 Aug 2018
    • 326 Retweets
    • 1,429 Likes
    • Jackson Fuller Eric, recently deceased (I have the handbook) Douglas Nurse Ratchet 💀☠️👻🎃 Mattie John Ruela The Obsequious Matthew Procrast Inator
    46 replies 326 retweets 1,429 likes
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      2. Michael‏ @Mfs2K2 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If Donald Trump remembers Pearl Harbor, I demand to see his Birth Certificate.

        2 replies 16 retweets 73 likes
      3. James Katt‏ @jameskatt Aug 29
        Replying to @Mfs2K2 @TheOnion

        Trump is of German birth. That is why he uses Hitler's salute so often.

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Elaine‏ @__3LittleBirds Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/qGr2GyF55W

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Uhkwair Demha‏ @_Uhkwair Aug 28
        Replying to @__3LittleBirds @TheOnion

        Perfect timing 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Elaine‏ @__3LittleBirds Aug 28
        Replying to @_Uhkwair @TheOnion

        😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strangely, he doesn't remember the kid he had with his hired help.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. Vote Democat‏ @SusanLeigh11 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeniseHenwood

        he limped over to the plane on his aching feet

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Kyle Andrew Brown‏ @kylemillennial Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭: Trump's demeanor and actions in the preceding seven days have demonstrated that he is both medically and morally unfit to serve and to fulfill the duties of the Office of the President.pic.twitter.com/cAru1fRtEE

        Kyle Andrew Brown
        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Ed Raykhinshteyn‏ @badeddie13 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Orange Barron?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Profound Desperado‏ @DespradoProfnd Aug 28
        Replying to @badeddie13 @TheOnion

        Oh my god...!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Nok‏ @NokNoakes Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @BillBramhall

        Nok Retweeted Nok

        https://twitter.com/NokNoakes/status/1034170173513768961 …

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        Nok @NokNoakes
        Replying to @EdKrassen
        Did you know that Trump personally designed and built the rockets that eventually made him the first man to walk on the moon?
        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He flew a plane named after himself. A Zero.

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      1. After Hours Drunk Fed‏ @DrunkFed Aug 28
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      2. Head, Meet Heart‏ @HeadMeetHeart Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who among us doesn’t remember seeing Abe Lincoln sign the Declaration of Independence?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jerry Grunden‏ @HornsFan1958 Aug 28
        Replying to @HeadMeetHeart @TheOnion

        I do. I was there

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jake Brown‏ @JakeBrownArt Aug 28
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