Mine: "Gemini | May 21 to June 20 The stars say you should get a pet because they are a great source of companionship and cheap meat." What if the landlord doesn't want pets? Can I use his?
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I always felt a connection with other plants
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Eight billion people all sharing one of twelve fates today.
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Haha, been a long time :)
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".....cashed in that jar of pennies. Spend that $12 wisely."pic.twitter.com/T0bX5KQ3ac
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Horo leis...
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but this happened to me last week... Aries | March 21 to April 19 You’ll meet a handsome stranger at a wild party and make mad passionate love. Then you’ll be flattened by a stampede of oxen.
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