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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    New Ted Cruz Campaign Ad Features His Kids Begging For Beto O’Rourke To Be Their New Dad https://trib.al/Fm2OCOc pic.twitter.com/ajABNWyo3D

    10:23 AM - 28 Aug 2018
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    • GardenGirl⚘ Alyssa Smith Cesar Lisa McLeskey Ike Isenfield James Datt PJ DeGenarØ Concerned American Joan Kinzler
    75 replies 1,904 retweets 6,817 likes
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      2. Canes Fan  🇺🇸‏ @hcanes100 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Children should be off limits, even for the Onion....

        19 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. angellique‏ @phunchurchgirl Aug 28
        Replying to @hcanes100 @TheOnion

        Geez it's not making fun of the children; surely they can say the word.

        2 replies 0 retweets 121 likes
      4. Michael Cunningham‏ @MCunninghamAJC Aug 28
        Replying to @phunchurchgirl @hcanes100 @TheOnion

        It's actually complimenting the children.

        1 reply 0 retweets 93 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Ole Tippecanoe‏ @TippeTyYay Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a guy!pic.twitter.com/kvivdzzai6

        0 replies 5 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Very Spooky Anominous Ghost 👻‏ @GIowing0rb Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ji0DGywEhs

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      4. Very Spooky Anominous Ghost 👻‏ @GIowing0rb Aug 30
        Replying to @ntmyprez @bhathaway311 @TheOnion

        That's what she said.😜

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when they turn 16 ted must eat them as prophecy has dictated

        2 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. skelestal‏ @mscrystalms Aug 28
        Replying to @captncraptastic @TheOnion

        this 1 made me laugh out loud

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Anna‏ @KissanKuono Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure this is an accurate headline, not an onion one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
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      1. The Picklestein Monster‏ @thehdpickles Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @MegaDan_X

        I’m honestly a little scared by what I see herepic.twitter.com/rUeg6lW07I

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      2. M A K‏ @MAK7591 Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoshuaHol

        So is Cruz's wife

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Joshua Holland  🔥‏Verified account @JoshuaHol Aug 29
        Replying to @MAK7591 @TheOnion

        That’s the kicker on the Onion piece.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. ocean beach bum‏ @bhathaway311 Aug 29
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      1. The Dubya‏ @dwellman21 Aug 28
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        "Having Ted Cruz as a dad is creepy, get me outta here, Beto!"pic.twitter.com/UVsTzzZZ40

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      1. Cameron L. Mitchell‏ @CameronLMitchel Aug 28
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        😂😂😂 #VoteBeto! @tedcruz @BetoORourke @SenateGOP @SenateMajLdr @GOP

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      1. Nick Tripoli‏ @Nick_Tripoli Aug 28
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        @BetoORourke 🤣🤣🤣

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