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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    White House Flag Now Moving Minute To Minute To Indicate Trump’s Mood https://trib.al/nKvFs2m pic.twitter.com/Ggz82Pbh0x

    9:55 AM - 28 Aug 2018
    • 1,604 Retweets
    • 7,332 Likes
    • Lliwys Bee AJ Stewart Saleem Khan Joan Kinzler Genevieve Bundy Lorinda Wright Reed Ocheltree nothing creative TrumpAlwaysyou
    114 replies 1,604 retweets 7,332 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Donner Party Caterer‏ @Conruthhoward Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we hook up Trump's blood pressure monitor to the flag?

        2 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Eliza  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Lizzieandstuff Aug 28
        Replying to @Conruthhoward @TheOnion

        If we did that, the flag would launch into the stratosphere immediately

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Colonel Angus‏ @Colonel_T_Angus Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        complete with slide whistle?

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor Aug 28
        Replying to @Colonel_T_Angus @TheOnion

        Sad trombone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Doug‏ @CincyDuckFan Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Flag half staff for empty Diet Coke

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Alec in PDX‏ @AlecDobrin Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/fZ3k00qrOP

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
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      2. Rogue Ivanka  👠 👜‏ @IvankaRogue Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Prayers for Eric that he doesn’t get killed up there raising and lowering it. 💭🙏🏻💅🏻🍸

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Grant Oden‏ @Oden_Raven1977 Aug 28
        Replying to @IvankaRogue @TheOnion

        Footage of Eric doing the thing he's best at.pic.twitter.com/AjP2W88vkr

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rogue Ivanka  👠 👜‏ @IvankaRogue Aug 28
        Replying to @Oden_Raven1977 @TheOnion

        It’s like you know him.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The actual flag stays in the same position. Its the white house that moves up and down. Just imagine that lol .....

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Mike McCarron ‏ @mccarron_mike Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Today he claimed google is rigged against him LOL

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Bill Wilson‏ @OPM4everNot Aug 28
        Replying to @mccarron_mike @TheOnion

        Ah Mike, a self proclaimed resistance subversive/seditious tool of our nation's enemies. Your destructive disruption makes Putin jealous. You and your ilk are doing Putin's work for him so he must be happy. The msm is better at propaganda than his own spy machine.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mike McCarron ‏ @mccarron_mike Aug 28
        Replying to @OPM4everNot @TheOnion

        Dude, all I did was repeat the presidents claim...

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Cult Hopping‏ @pfitzart Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This particular flag waves erratically when it gets "Stormy."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Aug 28
        Replying to @pfitzart @TheOnion

        A stiff breeze.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. @me‏ @tonyaterno Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ok, thats not bad

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Bill Tripp‏ @BTripp5431 Aug 28
        Replying to @steenstra66 @tonyaterno @TheOnion

        Their comic muscle is going to get flabby.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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