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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Teen Wastes Prime Childbearing Years Going To High School https://trib.al/1fmbN8E pic.twitter.com/obmqiYgljE

    7:21 AM - 28 Aug 2018
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      1. Beto O'Joel‏ @newyorkjew Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/qQbYaCvTTr

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      2. Umedyn‏ @umedyn Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This article was first used in a christian conservative site.

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Aug 28
        Replying to @umedyn @TheOnion

        Christian conservative is redundant.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Umedyn‏ @umedyn Aug 28
        Replying to @fwMillbrook @TheOnion

        Yes they are.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Autarky‏ @byangerman Aug 28

        Thank you for constantly, unabashedly, hating us. It's totally helping your case!

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      2. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t the teen pregnancy rate at historic lows? So yeah, this makes complete sense.

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      3. pring pring*‏ @stuckpringle Aug 28
        Replying to @towns_michael @TheOnion

        Nothing better than when a joke makes perfect sense and is statistically relevant.

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      1. AnHeroPrime‏ @AnHeroPrime Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This unironically but with college too. Women go school and get a job and they realize they want kids at 40 and it's too late.

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      1. Кщд  🌲 🍄 🇳🇴‏ @despooker Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is trad

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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Aug 28
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        Starting the first grade at 2 yo will fix that.

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      1. ⛧Brother Jerman⛧‏ @JermanJack Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @Norinco_Milled

        Seriously though, if you want to propagate the human species in the most healthy and normal way possible then it makes sense for women to have children in their prime. You might think it’s backwards or oppressive but I’d rather have that than dried up old crones birthing autists.

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe Aug 28
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        My high school had plenty of pregnancies. She can always transfer there so she doesn't miss out.

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      1. Eight Eyed Eel  🌲 Halloween NPC‏ @8EyedEel Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        College*

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      1. Mirel Axinte‏ @Mirel_Axinte Aug 28
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        Not in Romania!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Aug 28
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        Education is important to succeed todaypic.twitter.com/4yzn3xRdKb

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