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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 28

    Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees https://trib.al/CpWIoPJ pic.twitter.com/KWAlDYdnfU

    6:34 AM - 28 Aug 2018
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      2. Heather‏ @Mommaney1 Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hiring women should never be used as a cost saving tool. There is so many things wrong with this blog it's pathetic.

        7 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Spoopyfield‏ @SaturnfieldYT Aug 28
        Replying to @Mommaney1 @TheOnion

        Y O U J U S T A T E T H E O N I O N

        0 replies 0 retweets 102 likes
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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too on-the-nose, lol.

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      1. Darth Decepticus‏ @jason_j_covingt Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh nice one. It took me a few seconds, but dang that was good.

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      2. Hank Rutherford Hill‏ @TariffMYtaxCUT Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that isn't a joke - that is the truth why they wanted more women in the work force

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Aug 28
        Replying to @TariffMYtaxCUT @TheOnion

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWBXbGVyQU …

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      4. Hank Rutherford Hill‏ @TariffMYtaxCUT Aug 28
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        You were NOT alive when women first went back into the Work Force - suggest you read about the history of low pay years ago - get back to us ! Yes it is better now - but it wasn't then as my first statement above !

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      5. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Aug 28
        Replying to @TariffMYtaxCUT @TheOnion

        Oh, I assumed you were implying that it's still an issue

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      6. Hank Rutherford Hill‏ @TariffMYtaxCUT Aug 28
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        Read what I wrote - and yes it is still an issue in many countries

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Benjamin‏ @hobohumpinslobo Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oof.

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      2. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure if the Onion is mocking or acknowledging the so called wage gap in this

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      1. DogePalara‏ @DucadiSpalato Aug 28
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        That's actually real news

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      1. ibrahem mukdadi‏ @ibrahemmukdadi Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's satire here but in the middle east this is standard practice, employers no longer want men they can hire women on half the original salary and it wouldn't be different at all in terms of productivity and quality..

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      1.  ➡ negative bank account balance‏ @napsandcats Aug 28
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        pic.twitter.com/QCPgjkCNyR

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could the guys not have a 50% pay cut instead. That should just about even it out. ..... But then they'd hire woman on even less! Gosh... I haven't thought this through...

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      2. jay palang‏ @PalangJay Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Force? They actually love to paying less & producing more

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      1. Bahlam‏ @Spottycub Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Darnit! I thought this was a parody account!

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Step this way ladies. No it's just a radiation- sterilization chamber perfectly safe. We don't want you bringing in any microbes to our sterile workplace.

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