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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Study Finds Girls Go Through Manga Phase Earlier Than Boys https://trib.al/JCAdTlF pic.twitter.com/HYYyfLshOu

    6:01 PM - 27 Aug 2018
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    • lizard @ goth/croc/ink-tober Christina Amador Drew Raymond Carol Danvers' #1 Stan Kelley Wheeler Jerotich Mutwol Zeus Spencer Truong ⭕️🤖🌌 Scaire💀
    31 replies 420 retweets 1,757 likes
      1. Steven Williams‏ @MouthOfSteven Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MANGA? Make America Not Great Again?

        0 replies 3 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Spoopyfield‏ @SaturnfieldYT Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah i know this is the onion but they're not wrong

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Wesley Avrett‏ @Scheknul_Alt Aug 27
        Replying to @SaturnfieldYT @TheOnion

        I'm a boy, and I went through a manga phase before my older sister.pic.twitter.com/Rt3LVgl3AK

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Spoopyfield‏ @SaturnfieldYT Aug 27
        Replying to @Scheknul_Alt @TheOnion

        W E E A B O O lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Wesley Avrett‏ @Scheknul_Alt Aug 27
        Replying to @SaturnfieldYT @TheOnion

        Hardly, I never bothered to learn Japanese.pic.twitter.com/TvwmIBO7QE

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. John‏ @Add1Minus1 Aug 27
        Replying to @Scheknul_Alt @SaturnfieldYT @TheOnion

        lazy weeaboo

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Spooky Thanos Pokemon‏ @HeroOfDeadMemes Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fujoshi

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      1. David 🌍 🕷 ⚡ 🐶 ✴Bowie‏ @DGoweyAuthor Aug 27
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        "phase"

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      1. Isaac Gemal‏ @Isaac_Gemal Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally an excuse to post #nichijou gifs.pic.twitter.com/aqbHykD9GS

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      2. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This post could use some BLEACH!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Spooky Fox  💀 🦊 💀‏ @BraxinTheFox Aug 28
        Replying to @towns_michael

        pic.twitter.com/97nCMnaBr4

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      1. Umedyn‏ @umedyn Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mainly yuri

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      2. dingusmcgee‏ @Siddersandsuch Aug 27
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        i hate this

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      3. Wesley Avrett‏ @Scheknul_Alt Aug 27
        Replying to @Siddersandsuch

        pic.twitter.com/UHK63fKvar

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      4. dingusmcgee‏ @Siddersandsuch Aug 27
        Replying to @Scheknul_Alt @TheOnion

        huh.

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      1. WrathG‏ @WrathGuard1 Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's true, and guys usually go stright to the anime phasepic.twitter.com/terkCdhy65

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      1. Mel Dragon‏ @melzdragon Aug 28
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        From a woman with 5 teenagers, there is truth to this

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      1. Nuncy‏ @HNan_C Aug 27
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        @hs_jim it's true

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      1. Lazlo Deathray‏ @LazloDeathray Aug 27
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        Are they developing a cure?

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      1. @itsLifeorDeathBeLife‏ @BertHalbersma Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like dysfunctional Family and largess of scope isn't uncommon at all....Sims uncannyvally are unbelievable aren't they ...

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