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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/I2nhaIzhsi

    3:10 PM - 27 Aug 2018
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    • X Chris Vigliotta Isaac Dayton Terletski Boo-urns casper Snodfather Tom Orvoloson Riddle camera wielding liberal
    15 replies 434 retweets 1,491 likes
      1. Spooky Schwartz  🦇‏ @lizardschwartz Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Score!pic.twitter.com/ZsetjwcKiH

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      1. downloadable firearms fan account‏ @HahaNiceDude Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just sold mine for 3 in the bush, guy musta seen this post right before me. fuck

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      1. Brian Green‏ @greenbrian75 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel bad for the writers @TheOnion not knocking the article but real life has just got you beat right now.

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      2. Adam Luce‏ @AdamLuceum Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s deflation.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🎃 🎃Spo 🎃ok 🎃y  🎃Mo 🎃 🎃nke 🎃y 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @Shdw_Mnky1224 Aug 27
        Replying to @AdamLuceum @TheOnion

        Nah man, the hand birds are puffing up like balloons.

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      4. downloadable firearms fan account‏ @HahaNiceDude Aug 27
        Replying to @Shdw_Mnky1224 @AdamLuceum @TheOnion

        it would be inflation of the bush birds, sir

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      5.  🎃 🎃Spo 🎃ok 🎃y  🎃Mo 🎃 🎃nke 🎃y 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @Shdw_Mnky1224 Aug 27
        Replying to @HahaNiceDude @AdamLuceum @TheOnion

        The hand birds are increasing in value, right? Are puffy birds worth less? I got a B- in birdonomics.

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      2. Classic Man‏ @followed Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i like birds but i'magoatpic.twitter.com/KcQNlUGg0c

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion now doing dad jokes! LOL

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      1. a stick figure‏ @MathiMarl Aug 27
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        I'm telling you it's because of those damn immigrants, flying over from Africa in the summer. We should build a sky wall

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      1. Mostly Harmless‏ @neurosmos Aug 28
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        must be a big bush to hold that many birds

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      1. Tery K. Bailey-Holly‏ @LisaMacNewton Aug 27
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        But how much is the bush worth? Asking for a #FakePresident....

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      2. Cameron Evitts‏ @Cam_Eazy Aug 27
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        @DeejDrake

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      3. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Aug 27
        Replying to @Cam_Eazy @TheOnion

        Good to know!

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      1. GuillotineNow!‏ @vedadalsette Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's the growing inequality between hands and bushes.

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      1. 𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔‏ @HarambeDong Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow

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      1. Scotty Bell‏ @SkottyBell Aug 27
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        @Laura_E_Rose

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