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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Kroger Phasing Out Plastic Bags By 2025 https://trib.al/5BH45Qq  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/zdihBQCLxl

    2:33 PM - 27 Aug 2018
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      1. jarlabrelk‏ @jarlabrelk Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In protest a plastic bag advocacy group tried to headlock choke a pod of dolphins, only surviving the ordeal when a group of Somalian pirates rescued them due to Waze crapping out halfway between a boarding on a boat headed for the Panama canal

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      1. Anthony Petillo‏ @AnthonyPetillo Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What will we sell our weed in !!??!?

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      1.  🎃 Jinnifer Douglass  🎃‏ @JI_N_NYC Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would this need to take 7 years? Just do it tomorrow. Shit.

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      1. Alice‏ @TutuPitch Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lame @TheOnion. I know times are tough, but that was weak.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This follows last employee phase out in 2022

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      1. LA La Land‏ @scadragon Aug 27
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJ31bu01mM …

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always hated when people insisted they needed plastic bags at Trader Joe's despite the fact that we'd doable everything in sturdy, recycleable bags...

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      1. Jer Lundin‏ @JerLundin Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Ban them all you like, but people who want plastic bags will still find a way to get their hands on them.” Gold.

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      1. Adam Goff‏ @anomalouskeklol Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thegoffanator XD

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      1. Dodie Stratton‏ @Granny2Shoos Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those plastic bags you carry your purchases has at most a 16 minute use and a life time in landfills, highways and our oceans

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      1. David Arundel‏ @darundel888 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about my small rubbish bins? Shall they go naked?

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      1. Wade Alan Heineman‏ @WadeHeineman Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone uses plastic garbage bags - so what is the solution to that one ? 93% bigger issue than straws -

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No worries Derek. Living in a car you don’t have a cupboard.

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      1. Jim Beam‏ @twowithplenty Aug 27
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        What on earth will I do with all that under sink cupboard now?

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      1. Jesse Eidson‏ @eidson_jesse Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They don't care about the environment, it's all a supermarketing ploy

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      2. Austin Brockert‏ @BtodaROCK Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CoachHimmy important question for us.

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      3. Darren Himsworth‏ @CoachHimmy Aug 27
        Replying to @BtodaROCK @TheOnion

        🤣😂 what on earth will I pick up poop with?

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