In protest a plastic bag advocacy group tried to headlock choke a pod of dolphins, only surviving the ordeal when a group of Somalian pirates rescued them due to Waze crapping out halfway between a boarding on a boat headed for the Panama canal
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What will we sell our weed in !!??!?
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Why would this need to take 7 years? Just do it tomorrow. Shit.
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Lame
@TheOnion. I know times are tough, but that was weak.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This follows last employee phase out in 2022
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I always hated when people insisted they needed plastic bags at Trader Joe's despite the fact that we'd doable everything in sturdy, recycleable bags...
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“Ban them all you like, but people who want plastic bags will still find a way to get their hands on them.” Gold.
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Those plastic bags you carry your purchases has at most a 16 minute use and a life time in landfills, highways and our oceans
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What about my small rubbish bins? Shall they go naked?
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Everyone uses plastic garbage bags - so what is the solution to that one ? 93% bigger issue than straws -
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No worries Derek. Living in a car you don’t have a cupboard.
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What on earth will I do with all that under sink cupboard now?
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They don't care about the environment, it's all a supermarketing ploy
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@CoachHimmy important question for us. -

what on earth will I pick up poop with?
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