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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Researchers No Closer To Understanding What The Fuck You’re Talking About https://trib.al/PO6SOrF pic.twitter.com/bcnbZVj7VS

    12:33 PM - 27 Aug 2018
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      2. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @brominski

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      3. Bernie Rominski‏ @brominski Aug 27
        Replying to @WendyMichele48 @TheOnion

        LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 Aug 27
        Replying to @brominski @TheOnion

        My dad liked to look for accidentally funny pictures and write captions for friends birthday s

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Bernie Rominski‏ @brominski Aug 27
        Replying to @WendyMichele48 @TheOnion

        That's cute, I like it!

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      1. A Wise Yoda Bot‏ @yodaism Aug 27
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        Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.

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      1. LIL KEV FROM 107TH‏ @KM_TheKing Aug 27
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        @KristinaC80

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's been 2 years, three months, 4 days and 16 minutes of pseudo research and I'm still trying to cipher the tower of Babel. Science is hard!

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      2. Aishwarya Subramanyam‏Verified account @otherwarya Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahem @CherylAnnCouto

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      3. Cheryl-Ann Couto‏ @CherylAnnCouto Aug 28
        Replying to @otherwarya @TheOnion

        Have the checked with @deepamenon_

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      1. DeRicki Johnson‏ @derickijohnson Aug 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣🤣🤣👍🏿

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 28
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        Progress on chart behind them

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      1. Paul‏ @VicoryPaul Aug 27
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        They need to interview my dog. He always understands everything I say.

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      1. David Frost‏ @davidfrostnz Aug 27
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        Good to see that study of Rudy Guiliani is finally released.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 27
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        Here is the transcript of that talk. FU! :)!!! Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ριδενσ διγνισσιμ σιτ εθ, εθ νομινατι μεδιοcριτατεμ ηασ. Οπορτερε ρεφερρεντθρ μελ ιδ, ποστθλαντ cονστιτθτο νεcεσσιτατιβθσ ατ σιτ. Ιν διαμ μθτατ πριμισ ναμ.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 27
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        Oφφενδιτ. Τε μελ αγαμ cομμθνε ρεπριμιqθε, cθμ ελιτρ εθισμοδ εα. Γθβεργρεν περτιναcια cθ εστ. Νεc cθ ιθδιcο πρινcιπεσ. Qθι ει διcαντ σαπερετ, θσθ ει ερατ παρτιενδο τηεοπηραστθσ. Σεα νε ιλλθμ ρεπθδιαρε. Εα απεριρι ηονεστατισ qθο.

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      1. Renegade Pizza Guy‏ @RenegadePizaGuy Aug 27
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        This will be my reply to most things on twitter

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      1. stórm‏ @stormXBT Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you can tell the researcher in the middle has lost sleep over trying to figure out wtf im talking about

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 Aug 27
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        Outstanding!Phase 1 complete!Now to run for office!It's all coming together nicely.

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      1. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly...that makes me the expert. Those idiots.🧐

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