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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed https://trib.al/Dmjx8Q2 pic.twitter.com/V0EVarZQmg

    11:06 AM - 27 Aug 2018
    • 718 Retweets
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    • who? Gabe (Spiders, Ghosts, etc.) Brianna Ostrowski braden Christopher Anderson セックスカール and 120 others John Sheehan (Duck) full disclosure... i dont have fruit snacks Jordan Olsen
    55 replies 718 retweets 3,043 likes
      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We laugh cuz we've run out of tears.

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: Florida land mass thinking about kicking humans out.pic.twitter.com/CcdpNbjlW9

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. kelly brocato capone‏ @CaponeBrocato Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait....what...???? So, you're gonna be banned for NOT having a gun..???? I'm so confused,.....

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jan Scootz‏ @JanScootz Aug 27
        Replying to @CaponeBrocato @TheOnion

        r/whoooosh

        4 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. kelly brocato capone‏ @CaponeBrocato Aug 27
        Replying to @JanScootz @TheOnion

        Never mind. Reading article. Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rob Miller‏ @rogerthesarus Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about this: Florida votes to ban voting. Quote "We are not qualified to weigh in on any topic" end quote.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. felne‏ @stickphox Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Florida Man Shoots Florida Man Because "He Didn't Have A Gun"

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      1. Looney Christian‏ @AlainChristian Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No way to prevent this...

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      2. Ghostly Sighting  👻‏Verified account @GwydionS Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

        6 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  👻Aaron 🎃‏ @Rotful_ Aug 27
        Replying to @GwydionS @TheOnion

        If it wasn't too soon it wouldn't be funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Ghostly Sighting  👻‏Verified account @GwydionS Aug 27
        Replying to @Rotful_ @TheOnion

        It's never too soon to talk about gun violence and taking serious measures to regulate guns. It's too soon to crack wise about lost lives. IMO.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  🎃Unarmed Black Male 🎃‏ @MasterMofeto Aug 27
        Replying to @GwydionS @Rotful_ @TheOnion

        I'd say this isn't taking a shot at lost lives but the absurdity of the laws that facilitate them. Not making fun of the victims, making fun of the system.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Ghostly Sighting  👻‏Verified account @GwydionS Aug 27
        Replying to @MasterMofeto @Rotful_ @TheOnion

        I guess. Still seems too soon to me.

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      1. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @robs42775

        Is it just me, or did the Onion just pull the greatest Twitter schem of all time?

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      1. halokinq‏ @Halokinq72 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Getting tougher to make crazy shit up now with all the competition huh?

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      2. Oscar fthem‏ @orteguistasALV Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AR 15 is the new state bird.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bubba Bear 🐻‏ @Bubba_Krause Aug 27
        Replying to @orteguistasALV @TheOnion

        You tripped over a agenda, here let me help you. "The Desert Eagle is the new state bird".

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Oscar fthem‏ @orteguistasALV Aug 27
        Replying to @Bubba_Krause @TheOnion

        Where? I didn't see it, was looking for common sense in Florida at the same time.

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