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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Hotshot Peasant Has Window https://trib.al/qu4F3gM pic.twitter.com/CppZJahggZ

    8:35 AM - 27 Aug 2018
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    Disenchantment
    51 replies 591 retweets 3,496 likes
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      2. Musubi‏ @Aikidojo7 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @disenchantment

        "Oh we can't afford windows. This is the trash hole."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Clive Searle‏ @Cortez22222 Aug 27
        Replying to @Aikidojo7 @TheOnion and

        Didn't have a door until the horse ate the wall!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. trujillo‏ @_mestizo_ Aug 27
        Replying to @Cortez22222 @Aikidojo7 and

        didn’t agree with him though

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1.  🔨Rube Goldberg's Mechanic 🔧‏ @h2opolopunk Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        It's always best to view the bubonic plague from a distance.

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. History Nerd‏ @historymcgee Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @disenchantment

        So everyone may watch as he jackith off

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jed I Nite Shyamalan‏ @JPSIII Aug 27
        Replying to @historymcgee @TheOnion and

        And, apparently, cheereth him on!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Automatic Leg Spreader‏ @MadBadJoe Aug 27
        Replying to @JPSIII @historymcgee and

        While he cameth forth

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dean Booth‏ @BoothDean Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/O2TZ0DAc5G

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      1.  🎃 💀 👻Anne Boo-raden 👻 💀 🎃‏ @Br3wn Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Peasants complain about their working conditions under the gentry, but have no problem with such extravagance! Hypocrites!

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      1.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @disenchantment

        GOP was shocked that us poor folk also have access or own refrigerators, a microwave or a coffee pot 😂

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      1. Julie Manganis‏ @SNJulieManganis Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        I guess we should have seen it coming when he started using a surname!

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      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Calm that shiete down!

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      1. Agnes Heigel‏ @HeigelAgnes Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        😂😂😂

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      1. strangé 🐒 🦇 🧛🏽‍♀️‏ @MarchingJane Aug 27
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        😂

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Micculius Conius 🏴‍☠️ #SingSing

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        “I can see the frolicking lepers!”

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      2. booClickClack  👻‏ @bClickClack Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Look at this jerk @mbt103

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      2. Sam Schulie‏ @Samy_Boy_S_Side Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        @TPaul_24

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