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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 27

    Teen Pregnancy Rate Prompting More High Schools To Eliminate ‘Fuck Your Brains Out’ Program https://trib.al/erH0CfV pic.twitter.com/CPLfjLXVBD

    7:21 AM - 27 Aug 2018
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    18 replies 339 retweets 2,153 likes
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      2. Anne D. Gunn‏ @anne_dg55 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which schools had these programs?? I have been a teacher for over 40 years and never once have heard of this!

        1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
      3. Logan Woodland‏ @woodland_logan Aug 27
        Replying to @anne_dg55 @TheOnion

        Oof you ate the onion bud

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. Anne D. Gunn‏ @anne_dg55 Aug 27
        Replying to @woodland_logan @TheOnion

        What do you mean? I am allergic to onions so if I did it would not be pleasant!!

        4 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
      5. Michael Donthnier‏ @MDonthnier Aug 27
        Replying to @anne_dg55 @woodland_logan @TheOnion

        The Onion is satire. To "bite the onion" means you took the bait.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Mortal Wombat‏ @msuae98 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit!!!! There's a line ... and it is WAY behind you! I usually love The Onion, but whoever wrote this and/or approved it TODAY (of all days) should be fired.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ryan‏ @TryinRyan2 Aug 27
        Replying to @msuae98 @TheOnion

        Why was today a bad day to do it (no pun intended)? Honestly asking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Leo‏ @leokupp Aug 27
        Replying to @TryinRyan2 @msuae98

        pic.twitter.com/KPNjZaBEyE

        3 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      5. Ryan‏ @TryinRyan2 Aug 27
        Replying to @leokupp @msuae98 @TheOnion

        I feel so used.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Shocked Dog‏ @doogal11 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I propose we stop calling them teens at 13. They were classed as women in the past if they were able to get pregnant and there were no issues with teen pregnancy back then.pic.twitter.com/BTmiu1HAMO

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      1. Witchy Hat‏ @Engelbertsy Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's getting hard to be The Onion when the Dipshit in Chief and the GOP constantly out-Onion you all. This program might work better than abstinence!

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Robert Steffens‏ @R_Steffens Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do you use a image of European Commissioner Cecilia Malmström?

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      1. Des R.E.O.‏ @desrdotedoto Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does someone actually get paid to write this?

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      1. Oscar fthem‏ @orteguistasALV Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parent have requested to be change by the more practical " how to orgy - swinger life style " program.

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      1. Agent_E‏ @TnegaE Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MajorSplurt

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      2. Ben Dranklin‏ @KenyonWard70 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kaylamarino7 happy Aunt day

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somewhere right now a Superintendent of a School system is losing his job, lol

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      1. GLO BAMBA‏ @cupidalaska Aug 27
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