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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 26

    Man Somehow Getting Worse At Sex https://trib.al/O608aMe pic.twitter.com/d5FCQUtuqC

    8:41 PM - 26 Aug 2018
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    33 replies 227 retweets 2,003 likes
      1. solst‏ @SummerSolsta7 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        at least he gets sex

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      1. SystemScream  🎃‏ @SystemFreez Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please don't call me out like this.

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      1. No Onions Often Drunk‏ @Jon_PharmD Aug 26
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        Story of my life🙄

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      1. Separate Check Wes‏ @jacobdegrowth Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take down this article about me at once

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      1. Jack Bensinger‏ @JackBensinger Aug 26
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        I guess you could say he’s..... Lost His Touhc 😏

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      1. Jesse Bowman‏ @jessepbowman Aug 26
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        That’s what happens when you don’t practice

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      1. Nick Piccone‏ @nickpiccone Aug 26
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        Well here’s his problempic.twitter.com/zQMd6GS4tX

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      1. Louis Martincheck‏ @lmartincheck Aug 27
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        You’ll be hearing from my attorneys.

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      1. Matt Hewes‏ @ghsdkgb Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm going to read "man" here as "mankind" because I like it better that way

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      1. Isaac Brail‏ @IsaacBrail Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well staying the same is just boring.

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      1. pat blake‏ @EePat Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The pressure.

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      2. lucci‏ @advogato Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.”

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      2. Richard T. Ator‏ @TyranicalDespot Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is sex?

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      1. Eight.‏ @paberk Aug 27
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        That is not my picture.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 26
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        Man Somehow is Getting Worse At Sex but he’s making a fortune on "Office Abstinence Pool."

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      1. Beaver‏ @BeaverSauce666 Aug 26
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        LOL. Because society expects them to no longer be men. Grab her by the #^$$& and turn the lights out.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 27
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        Use the other hand

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