This isn’t parody. It’s truth
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The Onion is my main news source
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The onion is a satire website and is probably more true than 90% of the news out there
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I know how she feels. :/
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And more tasty and healthy
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My mom does similar: makes dinner then proudly declares how expensive it would have been at a restaurant.

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My mom was featured in the Onion, neat.
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Love those cheap moms
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My mom once said “I could make this miso soup” pronounced My-soh.
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Oh, I love it!
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Smart Woman, where have they all gone. If I wanted to hear let's order out I'd surprise you with it.
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Except for her time! Are we sexist Mansplaining now as comedy?
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She repeats over and over to the kids with each bite
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Yes, but it would have cost a lot more to add 4 TV’s to the kitchen.
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It's true. :)
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I've never nodded along with an Onion article this much.
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This mom is still young. By golly the day will come when she will hate cooking and not give a shit about good food
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Sandy's a wet blanket. She's probably just like Bob's mother.
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