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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 26

    Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail https://trib.al/YD2hf4g pic.twitter.com/8Xx9P3GuSC

    3:50 PM - 26 Aug 2018
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    • OldCrow🔹🌽 Sir.Nigel60007 #FBPE Pepelepew Michael Headon nothing creative Lucy Weir, PhD @BeetBrexit #FBPE #BeetBrexit #PeoplesVote #MVM Eurocake🇪🇺🍰 #fbpe WilliamJoseph
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      1. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow ,, very smart ,,, this is why Hilary got in trouble as she did not know how these things work !!

        0 replies 8 retweets 173 likes
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      1. M. Jon Sponheim-Lan‏ @g_micanetc Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eric Trump is like "Do you think we can hire the guy from that documentary. Better Call Saul"

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Don't forget to burn the printer too, Don!", shouts Eric, feeling really smart!

        0 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
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      2. pbD‏ @peanutbd1969 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep that goes with rep Jim Jordan wanting to subpoena phone calls. Onion, when did you become a legit news org? #thisistrulywhereweare

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Carolyn Boyle‏ @accidntlmystic Aug 26
        Replying to @peanutbd1969 @TheOnion

        January 20, 2017

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      1. LooseLips aka Spanky the #stablegenius  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @BrownietheBully Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This meme is getting a workout today.pic.twitter.com/WoVjgA6Aem

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      1. Eff tRvmp‏ @Jrod_7_7 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JpY0JztMtH

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      1. Jim Madigan‏ @jimdc821 Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XlcDVgrgOe

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      1. Mike’s pissed off‏ @mike_m856 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @uo_duck99

        😂😂😂👍 Ok. The Onion has finally risen from the ashes. I think they were moping around because they couldn’t come up with any story lines more bizarre than current reality.

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      1. Tom Blue‏ @lovemrpibb2 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Neither should have their slicked back hair near an open flame.pic.twitter.com/nxUL6djHNJ

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      1. Sam Johnson‏ @blinkingsam Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

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        Hank and Dean Venture standing back to back and beaming proudly
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      2. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @KT_So_It_Goes

        lmfao. a+ tweetpic.twitter.com/vKwLsoP0Tf

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Aug 26
        Replying to @real_farmacist @TheOnion @KT_So_It_Goes

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        🤔🤔the resemblance is uncanny pic.twitter.com/Xz2iIIe23d
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      2. Fred Plowman‏ @FinchvilleFred Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well if Hillary can use bleach bit, I see no crime here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Serious Cat‏ @gratis_cattus Aug 26
        Replying to @FinchvilleFred @TheOnion

        Trying to make a serious comment on an Onion thread shows one of four things: delusion, ignorance, stupidity, or senility. Which one applies to you, Freddie?😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Fred Plowman‏ @FinchvilleFred Aug 26
        Replying to @gratis_cattus @TheOnion

        Who said I was being serious, Seriously?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Serious Cat‏ @gratis_cattus Aug 27
        Replying to @FinchvilleFred @TheOnion

        Smh

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jay Dem‏ @JayDen5210 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whom ever is writing these headlines should receive a Pulitzer. @TheOnion keeping it real. 😂

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