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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 26

    College Roommates Surprised To Find Dorm Room Has One King-Size Bed https://trib.al/msgC3Gg pic.twitter.com/9P5jMs6PsG

    12:36 PM - 26 Aug 2018
    • 911 Retweets
    • 6,655 Likes
    • ◦◉✿ mono ✿◉◦ ♡ 😨 king knj + kth🌙 M🌕🌕NCHILD silvia; 🎃 mai • #mono G.H.15 Brendan Dooley quinn but scarier ?
    90 replies 911 retweets 6,655 likes
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      2.  ⚰️ mik or treat  🦇 🍷 🌹‏ @royaltercets Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh my god they were roommates......

        8 replies 177 retweets 5,098 likes
      3.  ⚰️ mik or treat  🦇 🍷 🌹‏ @royaltercets Aug 26
        Replying to @royaltercets @TheOnion

        stop liking this it's clogging my notifications

        4 replies 2 retweets 269 likes
      4. Laura Moore‏ @lamooregalore Aug 26
        Replying to @royaltercets @TheOnion

        no

        1 reply 2 retweets 214 likes
      5. 1 more reply
      1. MsModernity‏ @MsModernity Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve read this fanfic

        0 replies 38 retweets 1,258 likes
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      1. Hikkub‏ @Hickup260 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7k3EvV77FS

        0 replies 25 retweets 739 likes
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      1. BADBYE BADBYE BADBYE‏ @sweetbbland Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ao3 is shaking

        0 replies 22 retweets 579 likes
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      2. Darren 🧚‍♂️‏ @TinkerOnce Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stream Knk the best 5 roommatespic.twitter.com/GPhCXVOw9F

        THE KEUNS | Stan KNK 🧚🏼‍♀️
        7 replies 45 retweets 283 likes
      3. ᵀʳᶦⁿ  💖‏ @kravejacob Aug 27
        Replying to @tinkerBDZ @TheOnion

        I just she'd a tear this is great

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Darren 🧚‍♂️‏ @TinkerOnce Aug 27
        Replying to @kravejacob @TheOnion

        💕💕💕

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. jimvj‏ @jimvj Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It could be worse: Sochi Olympics...pic.twitter.com/5X3hfDSpdH

        2 replies 4 retweets 183 likes
      3.  🕸 🕷 ☕️ Chronically Dead  ☕️ 🕷 🕸‏ @shylin_alvarez Aug 26
        Replying to @jimvj @TheOnion

        Or is this BETTER?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. tava‏ @jupiterandjoon Aug 27
        Replying to @shylin_alvarez @jimvj @TheOnion

        Def worse

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      5. 행복하자!!!‏ @mytruewarmth Aug 27
        Replying to @jupiterandjoon @shylin_alvarez and

        Imagine if this was the washroom victor and yuri used.... Not so bad anymore i guess

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      6. tava‏ @jupiterandjoon Aug 27
        Replying to @mytruewarmth @shylin_alvarez and

        No but imagine them stanking up next to eachother, I-I’m fine

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. 행복하자!!!‏ @mytruewarmth Aug 27
        Replying to @jupiterandjoon @shylin_alvarez and

        Ohh...ohkay im good too then...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. tava‏ @jupiterandjoon Aug 27
        Replying to @mytruewarmth @shylin_alvarez and

        SHSSJJS YES 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chris‏ @Knorg Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When your college corporate sponsor is PornHub.

        0 replies 10 retweets 464 likes
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      1. Annie Hara 👻 🔪‏ @annie1loves1you Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Wattpad has stopped working suddenly due to everyone starting a new book at the same time*

        0 replies 2 retweets 117 likes
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      2. spooky little chef‏ @emmacadieux Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        do you want me to write this fic because ill do it. name your fandom and give me three days, cowards.

        4 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. Georgia Rose‏ @georgiarose2906 Aug 27
        Replying to @emmacadieux @TheOnion

        Louis Tomlinson and Harry styles

        2 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
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