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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 26

    Trump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In Midterms https://trib.al/WbciyLp pic.twitter.com/8ma3jdmyG3

    7:45 AM - 26 Aug 2018
    • 1,390 Retweets
    • 6,762 Likes
    • Jim Broniec the_only_mcc Eddie Dominguez Marty Scriven Thomas McGrath Kevin Ernste Ryan Malone Chase Duncan (only spookier) Why Not
    73 replies 1,390 retweets 6,762 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Psycho Joe‏ @KickAssPshyko Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is the satire in this?

        5 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. EA Mehaffey‏ @eamehaffey Aug 26
        Replying to @KickAssPshyko @TheOnion

        I was about to tweet the same thought. Fully expecting this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Psycho Joe‏ @KickAssPshyko Aug 26
        Replying to @eamehaffey @TheOnion

        I guess the onion is now Turning into black humor instead of satire these days. We are being forced to laugh at our absurd and painfully miserable reality.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. Black Kat  💜‏ @ThatKatGirl69 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The line between parody and real news is getting too thin and I don't like it

        2 replies 2 retweets 66 likes
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      1. Frater Odysseus‏ @Odysseus93 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is truly bad is I just assumed this was true before I saw the Onion logo. America is in serious trouble.

        0 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Danny McComas‏ @DannyMcComas1 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really messed with me when @TheOnion article headlines sound completely realistic. Ugh.

        0 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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      2. Danielle‏ @sparkleyflowers Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @weezmgk

        It’s so weird living in a time when The Onion is a reliable news source.

        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
      3. Comrade Weez‏ @weezmgk Aug 26
        Replying to @sparkleyflowers @TheOnion

        Weird in kind of a queasy, nauseous way.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Accuses Voters of Unfairly Favoring Democracy Over Him

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Lauren‏ @Frost_Giant Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you have to start double checking the author of the tweet your reading, because the article title sounds so likely...

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Brian Thompson‏Verified account @brian4NY Aug 27
        Replying to @Frost_Giant @TheOnion

        Apparently many did

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Tara Mitchell‏ @TaraMitch Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is where the Onion may be foreshadowing...

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Code Guy‏ @codetherapist Aug 26
        Replying to @TaraMitch @TheOnion

        The best foreshadowing they ever did:https://politics.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Tara Mitchell‏ @TaraMitch Aug 26
        Replying to @codetherapist @TheOnion

        Wow! That's one thing to be foreshadowing on Bush... but damn, that is precisely what Trump is doing, post Obama. Almost like he got the ideas from the Onion! Does trump know this is satire?!?!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Code Guy‏ @codetherapist Aug 26
        Replying to @TaraMitch @TheOnion

        He’s not connected with reality. I think that’s the first step before recognizing satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Eric‏ @Spanxxxy Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Fake news. Trump would never use “ulterior.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Aug 26
        Replying to @Spanxxxy @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        Unless he thought it were a positive term. "I'm the ulterior business man."

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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