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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 26

    Heaven Adds Guardrail After Fifth Angel Plunges Over Edge https://trib.al/UppJx9U pic.twitter.com/mrYhSgqZuk

    6:08 AM - 26 Aug 2018
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    • nothing creative [Edepol] Sherri Messimer Toni Y. noise pollution REEO Industries LLC Pierre-Simon Laplace booonji (like benji [forget it]) 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉
    37 replies 266 retweets 2,072 likes
      1. emperor nova‏ @novascudi Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WBDGGKBKt3

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      1. Winston Rumfoord‏ @SalosMetalStrip Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        150 cc Rainbow Road is no joke

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      1. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 26
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        pic.twitter.com/hC4zycTvzL

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      1. Psycho Joe‏ @KickAssPshyko Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even the angels are turning to atheism.

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      1. BaltoRacing 🔜PonyvilleCiderfest‏ @BaltoRacing Aug 26
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        They need to add SAFER barriers instead

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      1. TomJCassidy‏ @TomJCassidy Aug 26
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        Wings notwithstanding, of course.

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      1. aizyy‏ @aizylol Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news! The guard rail has always existed! Proof is in the pudding kids! There's no fallen angels on earth! 👼

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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what the ever-loving hell??? ANGELS GOT WINGS. They can FLY, for God's sake! Why the hell they needing guardrails over here, I swear somebody isn't thinking this sh-t through, Lord have mercy... (shuffles off, muttering) Morans, we got morans on our team...

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      3. Lil' Twitchy‏ @KNessJM Aug 26
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @TheOnion

        .........."morans"?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Aug 26
        Replying to @KNessJM @TheOnion

        I can't work with these people! they're so used to subtle acts of sarcasm that anvil-sized statements of disbelief go wwhfffttt over their heads. /cries

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      1. Wesley Struebing‏ @anjaspapa Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The angel was last heard saying, "Here; hold my beer!"

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      1. Nathan Flood‏ @nathanflood75 Aug 26
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        But the question is, did it hurt?

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      1. Spooked‏ @zackh2o Aug 26
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        Good, safety first

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      1. Psycho Joe‏ @KickAssPshyko Aug 26
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        Angels being thrown off again? Guess its Time to write another paradise lost.

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      1. El Peeko‏ @peekodesigno Aug 26
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        I don't buy it. They were pushed...

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 27
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        You need them for 90 year old beginners

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      1. Mt Preservation Society‏ @MtPreservation Aug 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fifth Angel? You mean best girl.pic.twitter.com/uu3LU6LTNH

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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Aug 26
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        God's rich, he should put in a monorail. Or even a stereorail.

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        POTUS Trump quoted as saying he doesn’t like Angels that lose in their war against God. He prefers victors over The Most High.

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      1. BeanieMC/iF‏ @BeanieNBNY Aug 26
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        Damn those fallen angels lol

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