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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    Ant Colony Comes To Halt After Death Of Popular Worker https://trib.al/ENi6yhh pic.twitter.com/1rOLdaemgx

    8:34 PM - 25 Aug 2018
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    • Welsh Rabbit Enovaze nothing creative Drew Cooper 🎃 Wifey Vishnu Haridas Aaron Pomerantz Ryan Reihart Nate dog
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      2. Yonathan Uriel‏ @Snoozriel Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ibycter

        @AsimRenyard @dhoefele Might explain some of your more wonky data points!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Danielle Hoefele‏ @dhoefele Aug 26
        Replying to @Snoozriel @TheOnion and

        Omg... I love this, except that they call the worker a “he”.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Danielle Hoefele‏ @dhoefele Aug 26
        Replying to @dhoefele @Snoozriel and

        @TheOnion next time you wanna write about insects, dm @GriesLab for accurate details 🤓

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Scott Foul-banks  👻 🎃‏ @Sxottlan Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP Ant-ony.

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      2. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and the onion remains the only good leftist news site, somehow

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      3. Kane  🕷‏ @kaneurysm Aug 25
        Replying to @_canorris_ @TheOnion

        Onion isn’t leftist

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      4. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Aug 25
        Replying to @kaneurysm @TheOnion

        you clearly haven't been paying attention to their articles

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      5. Kane  🕷‏ @kaneurysm Aug 25
        Replying to @_canorris_ @TheOnion

        I have, the make fun of the left a lot. They have a lot of different writers, it’s not any political leaning. If you think it has any bias against you you prolly just a sissy

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      6. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Aug 25
        Replying to @kaneurysm @TheOnion

        They really, really don't make fun of the left though. Almost all of their articles are satire on capitalism or conservatives, such as this one. one of their most popular articles is extremely critical of conservatives:https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1823016659 …

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      7. Kane  🕷‏ @kaneurysm Aug 25
        Replying to @_canorris_ @TheOnion

        They really really do though, like the million gmo ones. Capitalism isn’t necessarily right wing. That’s because most people think conservatives are stupid. So thanks for admitting you are just a sissy

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      8. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Aug 25
        Replying to @kaneurysm @TheOnion

        Capitalism literally is right wing. That's exactly what right wing means. Socialism is left, capitalism is right.

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      9. Kyle Harrington‏ @kpmh2001 Aug 25
        Replying to @_canorris_ @kaneurysm @TheOnion

        That's... not how that works.

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      1. Psycho Joe‏ @KickAssPshyko Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ant-i-Christ

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      1. Dominic Coats‏ @dgcoats46 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Isn't it cool how he lied so we could invade a country then everyone forgot about that because this other ant is a bigger asshole."

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      1. mark baynham‏ @baynham41 Aug 25
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        Drone McCain?....

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      1. Thee Sarkastic Warrior El Jefe De Security‏ @ElJefeDSecurIT Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dave_Cochran

        Too soon

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      1. Jamaal Ellison‏ @jamaal_ellison Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HAD TO REPLY AGAIN HE JUST FUCKING DIED JESUS #SAVAGEpic.twitter.com/RW7sPm1G2v

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      1. CactusJones‏ @lexa3bilj Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Press F to pay respects.

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      1. Тэ дрэвэт утвикλэрэн‏ @TeaDrivenDev Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ibycter

        Very disappointing to see such basic factual errors. All ant workers are always female.

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      1. Clone Trooper in The Grand Army of the Republic‏ @6392Ct Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those ants are weak. I’ve had brothers die in my arms and I just toss em on the ground and move on to the next guy. Republic medical wards are pretty intense.

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