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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    Secretary Of Education Reveals She’s Forced To Use Own Salary On Yacht Supplies https://trib.al/DnBsqEY pic.twitter.com/odPipIz4nk

    6:57 PM - 25 Aug 2018
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    • Real Society Hours mary Joan Kinzler максим OldCrow🔹🌽 Kris Melanie Dunn nothing creative Brent Douglass
    68 replies 1,011 retweets 4,651 likes
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      2. bruce willis‏ @_fungster Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone start a GoFundMe STAT

        2 replies 1 retweet 51 likes
      3. bruce willis‏ @_fungster Aug 25
        Replying to @_fungster @TheOnion

        for the legal fees ill accrue after letting another one of her yachts drift

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. Evon‏ @I_am_Evon Aug 25
        Replying to @_fungster @TheOnion

        I never imagined pirates on Lake Michigan...but now I'm considering neing one

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. Evon‏ @I_am_Evon Aug 26
        Replying to @I_am_Evon @_fungster @TheOnion

        Neing is pirate speak... I'm testing it out

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Phil Walker‏ @PhilWalkerInMD Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I believe she is the right person to fix our country’s failing yachts!

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. luis‏ @1sgmoran Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the same yacht she registered in a foreign country to avoid paying taxes...

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      2. Sydney Carton‏ @scartonhero Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s wrong with her face?

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      4. Sydney Carton‏ @scartonhero Aug 25
        Replying to @StevensForHouse @TheOnion

        It’s surreal that public school teachers live paycheck to paycheck and buy their own classroom supplies while she owns multiple yachts. And she calls for the US government to fund the arming of teachers while schools can’t afford textbooks and there are students who are hungry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Stacy Collins‏ @coopliscious Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/K5bMm6T2rt

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. ͏̷̡ɐ̢͝͝ɥ̵̷̛̕ɐ̸̀́͜┴̡͡ ̡͜͞ʎ̶̴͟͜ʞ̧ǫ͠҉ó͟d̨҉̡̀͞S‏ @Cooltaha3939 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BestyDeVos is this for real??? Damn government always taking away your privelige to put students in debt and slowly kill them😂

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      1. Chuck Fields‏ @ChuckFi Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which yacht?

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      1. Kate S‏ @mypdxkitchen Aug 25
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        She has so much money that her DOE salary is literal spending money

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      1. ZeeMac‏ @Zmacdoom1 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel sad for this poor little Miss DeVos. May you find peace as you continue to destroy public education in your beautiful country.

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      2.  ✨ 🦋 ✨‏ @yooochelsss Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        F A K E. @BetsyDeVosED is a corrupt person as a being.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. cheetah girl‏ @KarinaFadragas Aug 25
        Replying to @yooochelsss @TheOnion @BetsyDeVosED

        babe it’s a troll news source ! lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. griffik‏ @griffin_dore Aug 25
        Replying to @KarinaFadragas @yooochelsss and

        omfg got by the onion 😂😂😂 classic

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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