*Natalie Portman
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*zooey deschannel
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No. She doesn't.
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Huh? For fuck’s sake, this BETTER be more of Onion’s satirical shenanigans, right?! Otherwise, this woman author has pushed back gender equity about1-1 1/2 centuries & canonized the objectification of women in the 21st century!! 
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"One of"? They're a satirical site
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Holy shit!!!! There's a line ... and it is WAY behind you! I usually love The Onion, but whoever wrote this and/or approved it TODAY (of all days) should be fired.
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Hmmm, why isn't she drinking a glass of Jim Beam?
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Apparently Ashton Kutcher flipped as a witness.
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She's quite striking with or without. Does she have a single grandmother or great aunt?
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That concept is so ridiculous, it is laughable. As if Mila could stop being beautiful somehow.
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Do you have NOTHING to do?
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She was cute, now she is troll like. Hey, someone had to say it.
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She looks good in Maybelline but Revlon products give her that just-stepped-out-of-the-shower glow. She is *truly* beautiful in an elfin way. I am guessing that, in a certain light, no makeup would be fine.
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Did Macaulay Culkin help Erin on her case?
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