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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    Woman Builds Ironclad Case Proving Mila Kunis Looks Bad Without Makeup https://trib.al/LuN3vvX pic.twitter.com/9te2ag7tKz

    5:20 PM - 25 Aug 2018
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    • That Sam Buisman Kid Éanna Kelly Josie Jerry Lamontagne Ray Gaouette Juan Shawn R. Shelton Sergio B G siempre se caga en dios FJ Newman
    18 replies 77 retweets 784 likes
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      2. Ash‏ @Letstwistthis Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Natalie Portman

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      3. Alvaro Leiva‏ @alvaroleivaj Aug 25
        Replying to @Letstwistthis @TheOnion

        *zooey deschannel

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. DJ Brjndige‏ @UnusuallyFlexib Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. She doesn't.

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      2. Auntie Swan‏ @MuteSwanNOT Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😳Huh? For fuck’s sake, this BETTER be more of Onion’s satirical shenanigans, right?! Otherwise, this woman author has pushed back gender equity about1-1 1/2 centuries & canonized the objectification of women in the 21st century!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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      3. Man of the Decade‏ @MissZindzi Aug 25
        Replying to @MuteSwanNOT @TheOnion

        "One of"? They're a satirical site

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      2. Mortal Wombat‏ @msuae98 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit!!!! There's a line ... and it is WAY behind you! I usually love The Onion, but whoever wrote this and/or approved it TODAY (of all days) should be fired.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmmm, why isn't she drinking a glass of Jim Beam?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 25
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        Apparently Ashton Kutcher flipped as a witness.

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      1. MuddleHead‏ @MuddleHead Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's quite striking with or without. Does she have a single grandmother or great aunt?

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      2. Benjamin Kaiser‏ @yayameenk Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That concept is so ridiculous, it is laughable. As if Mila could stop being beautiful somehow.

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      1. Hunter Wood ‏ @dakota770 Aug 25
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        Do you have NOTHING to do?

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      1. LarryS‏ @skabmaluke Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She was cute, now she is troll like. Hey, someone had to say it.

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She looks good in Maybelline but Revlon products give her that just-stepped-out-of-the-shower glow. She is *truly* beautiful in an elfin way. I am guessing that, in a certain light, no makeup would be fine.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 25
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        Did Macaulay Culkin help Erin on her case?

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      2. Gerardo Barajas‏ @gerardocards Aug 25
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        Never!

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      3. Bill Sturgell‏ @bill_sturgell Aug 26
        Replying to @gerardocards @TheOnion

        Huh?

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