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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "D-I-S-R-E-S-P-E-C-T" https://trib.al/VsXx8LI pic.twitter.com/QZrHGiFk2r

    3:43 PM - 25 Aug 2018
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    • Fau Guy Fox The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobi Jwalsh Neo Sheila Davis wisp Joan Talkward
    17 replies 18 retweets 191 likes
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      2. Red Leader‏ @Red_Leader_One Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/clgKgwOZDh

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      2. J.‏ @jimiErl Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow.. Really? Ridicule of the recently deceased? Her family hasn't even had her funeral yet.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Freddy Klondikes‏ @Klon7506 Aug 25
        Replying to @jimiErl @TheOnion

        In all honesty, they make fun of everybody- living, dead, near death, recently dead. They are already making fun of John McCain...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Al Lara‏ @FettuccineAl Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the pedophile and the drug addict get into heaven but not Aretha? More reason not to believe in God.

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      2. Ricky Duke‏ @callmethestick Aug 25
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        This doesn’t even make sense.

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      3. Blimbo The Powerful‏ @Blimbopulo Aug 25
        Replying to @callmethestick @TheOnion

        r/atetheonion

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      1. Cookie‏ @Cookie03998680 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        没看懂!估计你也看不懂我写了什么

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      1. Marc Koolwijk‏ @KoolwijkMarc Aug 26
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        As if. Btw bad drawing if you need to name the characters.

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The skeleton on the left is creepy.

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      1. Mykie Vincent‏ @MareImbri Aug 25
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        This is awful.

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      1. Max (Rez) De'Fault‏ @grandpasthong Aug 25
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        Lol

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      2. Bob K‏ @rfkappel Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You spelt it wrong. It's RESPICT...Ask Al Sharpton.

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      3. Bob K‏ @rfkappel Aug 25
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        And I do believe he disrespicted the Hispanic community....

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      1. TOONS MAG‏ @toonsmag Aug 25
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        Like it! We would like to invite you to visit our cartoons.http://www.toonsmag.com/2017/02/trump-for-mexico.html …

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      1. Ginny Roemer‏ @ginny_roemer Aug 25
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        Your second stupid one in a row. What happen to your first string?

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