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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    U.S. officials have deported a 95-year-old former Nazi labor camp guard named Jakiw Palij back to Germany for his role in “Operation Reinhard.” #WhatDoYouThink? https://trib.al/qwk1FpS pic.twitter.com/JJtLS013lt

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't be too hard on folk getting to 95 @TheOnion after all the former Nazi labor camp guard probably did his bit to make sure as few people as possible were going to be 95.

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      1. LongTongueSilver‏ @LongTongueSilva Sep 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Nazi guard Jakiw Palij a 95-year old man, has been banished to a country with a superior healthcare system.

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      2. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ELPw1QtLKB

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      2. Marshall Glasses 🌐‏ @marlon_alcides Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good

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      3. sauxx‏ @SAUXXyt Aug 25
        Replying to @marlon_alcides @TheOnion

        (this is the onion, a satirical news source)

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      1. Nancy‏ @nancyszymczak Aug 25
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      1. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Aug 25
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        I hope his social security and medicare can find him.

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      1. Michael Kahn‏ @Kahn15Kahn Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AndWhatHasHeBeenUptoSince1945?NoDoubtWorkingForTheCIA?FBI?WhiteHouse?Blue,Black,Green,Red2?MostLikelyTheMinnesotaPoliceDept?HeGotPissedOffWhenTheyHiredASomali!Besides,GermanyStoppedProsecutingALL NAZIS Since1970?ShakespeareWasRight”SomethingRottenInTheUSA”NoRedsUnderBedsNazis😊🎚

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      1. Will‏ @Will63452015 Aug 27
        Replying to @Frankwr57 @TheOnion

        Frank this is the onion

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 25
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        The next door neighbor.https://society6.com/product/the-next-door-neighbor_framed-print?sku=s6-3895304p21a12v65a13v54 …

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      1.  🐘Deplorable Bartholomew Breeder, Nationalist 🐘‏ @BuckyBreeder Aug 25
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         🐘Deplorable Bartholomew Breeder, Nationalist 🐘 Retweeted The Onion

        It is outrageous that American taxpayers had to pay for his airplane ticket back to Germany.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1033436115137703936 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        U.S. officials have deported a 95-year-old former Nazi labor camp guard named Jakiw Palij back to Germany for his role in “Operation Reinhard.” #WhatDoYouThink? https://trib.al/qwk1FpS  pic.twitter.com/JJtLS013lt
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      1. Rodger McMahon‏ @y0ub3tcha Aug 25
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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 Aug 25
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        haha,,,they found him because nobody else has a name like that....hahaha

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      2. Aman katoch‏ @am_katoch Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought "trumps america" was the new nazi germany. Well that was what nyt told me and they are always right. Then why is he failing us? He cannot do even one job properly 😎

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      3. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE Aug 25
        Replying to @am_katoch @TheOnion

        Was? Is!

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