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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    NFL Players Absolutely Should Stand For The ‘Sunday Night Football’ Themepic.twitter.com/raOd70i5ZC

    10:52 AM - 25 Aug 2018
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    21 replies 417 retweets 1,440 likes
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      2. Chris‏ @JustChrisNGN Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone should stand for the old NBA on NBC theme

        4 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Corporate Sterlo ™‏ @TeamSterlo Aug 25
        Replying to @JustChrisNGN @TheOnion

        Damn, that was the jam. Need to play some NBA on N64 now

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Winkle the BernieBro 🌹‏ @the_bernie_bro Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is nothing that screams AMERICA more than Carrie Underwood singing about how NBC is the place to be

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      2. Mortal Wombat‏ @msuae98 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit!!!! There's a line ... and it is WAY behind you! I usually love The Onion, but whoever wrote this and/or approved it TODAY (of all days) should be fired.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. COYBIB‏ @BuhlThe Aug 25
        Replying to @msuae98 @TheOnion

        ?? It's satire

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      4. Mortal Wombat‏ @msuae98 Aug 25
        Replying to @BuhlThe @TheOnion

        Bruh go to the McCain post

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      5. Mortal Wombat‏ @msuae98 Aug 25
        Replying to @msuae98 @BuhlThe @TheOnion

        I’m making a copypasta

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      2. I voted  🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @KingCorky74 Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        And y'all should tell the cops to stop shooting unarmed black men when they stop I'm sure people will stand

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Living My Life‏ @Penny207 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cute but not funny 😩 protest is protest....your black brothers and sisters are being KILLED and profile by the police everyday for no good reason. Is this the USA 🇺🇸 we live in 🤔

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      1. Matt Osika‏ @matt_osika Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I received a Facebook ban for making fun of Christians in a comment section for an Onion article. It's hate speech now. Life is now fully surreal.

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      1. a bloo‏ @vlime286 Aug 25
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        only if faith comes back

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      1. David Krae  📎‏ @dkrae Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And let us not forget the classic Friday Night Football Theme from Bill Medley in The Last Boy Scout! Starring Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans, Halle Berry, Chelsea Field, Danielle Harris.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqh9Dw0FPo …

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      1. Paul‏ @powerlinep Sep 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What no one is mentioning is that this controversy has trickle down economics. This is affecting college stadium attendance all across the country. Without the money coming in from attendance universities will be hard pressed to maintain programs. The NFL is hurting junior player

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      1. TomJCassidy‏ @TomJCassidy Aug 25
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        Everyone should stand for the Olympics Theme.

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      1. Alex‏ @AlexFromValley Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @anthonyjeselnik

        @kgfor3 100%

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      1. OneWillSmith 🌊‏ @wl_smith Aug 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Let them do what they want to do!

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      1. Hankdeluxe‏ @Hankdeluxe1 Aug 26
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        Don’t tune in ... just sayin’

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