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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 25

    Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://trib.al/kn8dMSA pic.twitter.com/H7OMblNNKa

    7:38 AM - 25 Aug 2018
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      2. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @davematt88

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dave Matt‏ @davematt88 Aug 25
        Replying to @exurbanmermaid @TheOnion

        Lol I saw that one earlier. That's hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Aug 25
        Replying to @davematt88 @TheOnion

        I guess the bar is not as high as it could be 😉

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. Mike Goodwin‏ @mgoodwin_23 Aug 25
        Replying to @exurbanmermaid @davematt88 @TheOnion

        Bar none.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      6. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Aug 25
        Replying to @mgoodwin_23 @davematt88 @TheOnion

        Haha now you’re raising the bar.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Mike Goodwin‏ @mgoodwin_23 Aug 25
        Replying to @exurbanmermaid @davematt88 @TheOnion

        I had a "lawyers walk into a bar" joke but I didn't want to lower it back down *that* far.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Dave Matt‏ @davematt88 Aug 25
        Replying to @mgoodwin_23 @exurbanmermaid @TheOnion

        You can lower anything down just by using the word lawyer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      9. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Aug 25
        Replying to @davematt88 @mgoodwin_23 @TheOnion

        Yes but that applies pretty broadly these days ... as in a Lawyer, a Priest and the President walked into a bar ...

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Ian Livingston‏Verified account @islivingston Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's odd how yall became the realest news out there

        1 reply 4 retweets 62 likes
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      1. Jonah Moseley‏ @j_sugarz Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Rudy Giuliani truly was the hero of 9/11 because no one else was mayor that day.” John Mulaney

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      2. RobH‏ @RobHoey Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you forgotpic.twitter.com/t3Q1WTvmKQ

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 25
        Replying to @RobHoey @TheOnion

        He was a constitutional lawyer though. Not a smarmy defense lawyer defending obviously guilty clients.

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. LawfulZeus‏ @Zeus_the_Lawful Aug 25
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @RobHoey @TheOnion

        Stop shifting the goalposts... Because it Still counts...

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      5. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 25
        Replying to @Zeus_the_Lawful @RobHoey @TheOnion

        Not really as far as I know Obama didn't protect clients who obstructed justice or cheated on their wives and then greased palms to keep the truth from coming out. All the while making some of the worse arguments imaginable in their defense.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But this one is just literally true 👊

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      1. Swartz‏ @SwartZilla Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, you went to Hollywood Upstairs Lawyer School too?

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      1. MonikR‏ @MonikRobichaud Aug 31
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        pic.twitter.com/8jxBEgoRv1

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      1. Flibber T. Gibbet‏ @TommyLeeAllman Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do you you tell the difference between two accidents in which in one accident a skunk was run over, and in the other a lawyer was run over? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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