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Lol I saw that one earlier. That's hilarious.
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I guess the bar is not as high as it could be

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Bar none.
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Haha now you’re raising the bar.
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I had a "lawyers walk into a bar" joke but I didn't want to lower it back down *that* far.
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You can lower anything down just by using the word lawyer.
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Yes but that applies pretty broadly these days ... as in a Lawyer, a Priest and the President walked into a bar ...
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it's odd how yall became the realest news out there
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“Rudy Giuliani truly was the hero of 9/11 because no one else was mayor that day.” John Mulaney
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He was a constitutional lawyer though. Not a smarmy defense lawyer defending obviously guilty clients.
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Stop shifting the goalposts... Because it Still counts...
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Not really as far as I know Obama didn't protect clients who obstructed justice or cheated on their wives and then greased palms to keep the truth from coming out. All the while making some of the worse arguments imaginable in their defense.
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But this one is just literally true
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Oh, you went to Hollywood Upstairs Lawyer School too?
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How do you you tell the difference between two accidents in which in one accident a skunk was run over, and in the other a lawyer was run over? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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