This is what it's like when you become a dad and bring a baby someplace for the first time.
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This is weirdly uplifting for
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Are u sure you're not in Canada?
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it's a trap! a set-up! won't end well.
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Tim,42 has plenty of bones in his body to brake and enjoy of The World of Human Kindness. Splat!
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That must be scary. Like scary spice level.
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see we are civilized, we don't leave the injured behind.
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He should have been left to the wolves like all lame members of the herd.
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The granny in the doctor’s waiting room offers him her seat, sits down next to him and asks him to hold her knitting wool because she doesn’t want to get the colours mixed up. Aaarrrghh!
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Hence the obsession with victim culture.
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