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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

    Vending Machine Attendant Admits B3 Selection Has Changed A Lot Over The Years https://trib.al/NgpyuE3 pic.twitter.com/6oSz82QcV1

    5:21 PM - 24 Aug 2018
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    23 replies 235 retweets 1,842 likes
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      2. SWeeN‏ @mikethesween Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing will ever come close to the D7 run of the late 80's! Epic!

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. nodnarb‏ @877carsforkids Aug 24
        Replying to @mikethesween @TheOnion

        That was unforgettable.

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      1. #mike‏ @numbersignmike Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But what was it B4?

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still nothing better than the candy bar that knocks lose the bag of chips for one dollar.

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      2. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When something sells so hot at my office vending machine that it sells out, our vendor makes sure that never happens again by replacing it with something no one wants.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Nick Ryan‏ @nryan812 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @robo_walms

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      3. Rob Walmsley‏ @robo_walms Aug 25
        Replying to @nryan812 @TheOnion

        Everybody knows breath mints are a J. Genius

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      1. Adam Ferber‏ @oneevilchef Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the vending machine has the most relatable messagepic.twitter.com/vtVkOPpeUJ

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember back when they had those spirals instead of the picker?

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      1. Rich Carlisi, CPCU‏ @rich8607 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People will always just find the Snickers.

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      1. Steve Green‏ @Stevesgreenaf Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fritzpicker @Americanpicker Franks long lost brother

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      1. Bill Tripp‏ @BTripp5431 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you ever bought an empty slot? The product slipped out and someone got a freebie.

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      1. Bob Falconi‏ @bob_falconi Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also, he switched Doritos for Lays potato chips, he says “I had to keep filling up the Doritos every day, now with the Lays, I only have to replenish D3 once every two weeks! #maga!

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      1. Kipernicus‏ @Kipernicus Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t be fooled! B3 at the Bowling Alley was a habitual dollar theif! I’ve seen the ins and outs of the ‘Big Vend’ industry and B3 is almost always the money taker!!! TRUST ME! Stay away from B3! This mafioso is just trying to jack your quarters! #besafechooseD2

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Aug 25
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        Indeed

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      1. Nationalist.‏ @Damian49526032 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Edgy. Fuckwads

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      1. Brandon‏ @blongshanks77 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No matter what vending machine you go to, you can never go wrong with B3!

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      1. StrawberryPop!‏ @Nonunic Aug 25
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        I knew it 👌

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