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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

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    2:06 PM - 24 Aug 2018
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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mwahahaa....pic.twitter.com/QBrtdgmt7L

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      1. Max Matthews‏ @ColonialSerf Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gi6VHjjyEa

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      1. Bradyn Westbrook‏ @BradynWestbrook Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And one guy who just wanted his god damn dollar back

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      1. Bob Cannon‏ @4BobCannon Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought for sure that it was many mor

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Aug 24
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        The machine tips over and smashes you dead. Then the chips fall.

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Aug 24
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        ATTACK Of the Vending Machine!!pic.twitter.com/ga5xbpQDoB

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      1. elevatoride‏ @mykhambly Aug 24
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        I miss the old days when you could get your little 13 year old arm up in there to grab a bag of... sunflower seeds. good times.

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid Aug 24
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        that's how we lost the twins

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      1. r‏ @wasserdanke Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @P_Strickland_

        auge @sollichstun

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      1. TisRightForAChange‏ @TisRite4AChange Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They deserved it those stinkiers!

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Aug 25
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        Beginnings of Skynet

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      1. CByron‏ @stillbee Aug 24
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        culling the herd

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      1. Jafet Velez‏ @DotFaceTheGreat Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How though?

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      1. Scelata, Repentant Goatist‏ @TheScelata Aug 24
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        They are HEAVY, dude...

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and we didn’t have to put money in to get the answer. Sweet.

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      1. John A Naska‏ @fishtuna1 Aug 24
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        My arm aches just reading this tweet😀

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      1. John Smith‏ @Michigan_989 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow how insensitive of @TheOnion to mock the victims of vending machine brutality My Great Grandfather died fighting these machines and you think its funny enough to tweet about? Unfollowed and reported

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      1. totallyunacceptable‏ @TLakritz Aug 24
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        Is it greedy to want to actually receive the microscopic bag of Funyuns that I paid $1.25 for?

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