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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

    John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq https://trib.al/EIrR6YR pic.twitter.com/6yio2baHAm

    11:41 AM - 24 Aug 2018
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    708 replies 5,719 retweets 18,503 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People who find this joke offensive are not seeing the big picture.

        8 replies 1 retweet 338 likes
      3. Objector Snark‏ @objectorsnark Aug 24
        Replying to @hothotcocoa05 @TheOnion

        I hope the Onion spends an entire month burning Kissinger like this when we finally get the blessed news of his incredibly inevitable painful demise.

        13 replies 18 retweets 691 likes
      4. Objector Snark‏ @objectorsnark Aug 24
        Replying to @objectorsnark @hothotcocoa05 @TheOnion

        That one sure hit a nerve. So, Kissinger...not a lot of fans, then?

        4 replies 0 retweets 81 likes
      5. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Aug 24
        Replying to @objectorsnark @TheOnion

        "Chile is too important to be left to the Chileans." -- my favorite (evil) Henry Kissinger quote

        4 replies 12 retweets 210 likes
      6. Objector Snark‏ @objectorsnark Aug 24
        Replying to @hothotcocoa05 @TheOnion

        My personal hate-fave is how Suharto gave Henry appropriate lead time to get off the tarmac and into the air before he moved troops into newly-liberated East Timor to begin the slaughter of over 150,000 "suspected Communists."

        1 reply 7 retweets 68 likes
      7. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Aug 24
        Replying to @objectorsnark @TheOnion

        I don't know how people like Kissinger sleep at night. It's like he's got this "realpolitik" calculating machine for every issue: power = yes, goodness = no.

        6 replies 1 retweet 59 likes
      8. Objector Snark‏ @objectorsnark Aug 24
        Replying to @hothotcocoa05 @TheOnion

        ITT quarterly dividend > teeming mass of faceless brown oppressees

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Patrick H Madden‏ @PatrickHMadden Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Humor and satire normally ruffle feathers, and step on toes — but this seems pretty far over the line.

        77 replies 1 retweet 159 likes
      3. That's My Cheese Monster‏ @mycheesemonster Aug 24
        Replying to @PatrickHMadden @TheOnion

        I would say it's pretty warranted, would you say this was over the line?https://youtu.be/o-zoPgv_nYg 

        8 replies 36 retweets 658 likes
      4. Marty Krantz‏ @KrantzMarty Aug 24
        Replying to @mycheesemonster @PatrickHMadden @TheOnion

        the man is on Death's door let it ride a bit

        9 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. That's My Cheese Monster‏ @mycheesemonster Aug 24
        Replying to @KrantzMarty @PatrickHMadden @TheOnion

        That's what the guy that trained him how to fly a plane said

        6 replies 7 retweets 253 likes
      6. Mikey Dee‏ @BelieveInTheDee Aug 24
        Replying to @mycheesemonster @KrantzMarty and

        It’s easy to poke fun at john mccain. Say an edgy joke about Aretha Franklins passing. I don’t think you will...

        9 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Doritos for Women (the doritos are haunted)‏ @LizardRumsfeld Aug 25
        Replying to @BelieveInTheDee @mycheesemonster and

        pic.twitter.com/ffVFl2romm

        1 reply 3 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Trusty‏ @Trustsaidit Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        any other time this would have been funny but the dude is dying....regardless of what we disagreed with him on its clear he was a decent person

        80 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
      3. دمي فلسطيني  🇵🇸‏ @rancho4lyfe Aug 24
        Replying to @Trustsaidit @TheOnion

        Loooooooooool....tell that to the millions killed due to him....I hope it's a slow painful one...

        8 replies 8 retweets 417 likes
      4. WeirdReport‏ @WeirdReport Aug 24
        Replying to @rancho4lyfe @Trustsaidit @TheOnion

        An EVIL WISH.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. silent bill‏ @midnightbelt Aug 24
        Replying to @WeirdReport @rancho4lyfe and

        play evil games win evil prizes

        0 replies 5 retweets 152 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Aimee Van Dyne‏ @aimee_vandyne1 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor taste

        7 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. kirikommie‏ @DualGrey Aug 24
        Replying to @aimee_vandyne1 @TheOnion

        Lmao no

        1 reply 1 retweet 171 likes
      4. End of conversation

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