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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

    Meghan McCain Forced To Live Out Socialist Nightmare Of Empathy For Sick Person https://trib.al/G2rzLZm pic.twitter.com/UEboU4hf2Q

    10:45 AM - 24 Aug 2018
    • 7,799 Retweets
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    1,723 replies 7,799 retweets 30,217 likes
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      2. Alexandraah! Scarin’‏ @alexandraerin Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everybody saying "Not today." -- over a thousand people in the United States die of cancer each day, including each and every day that the father of the horrid ghoul pictured above voted to revoke medical care.

        30 replies 56 retweets 1,282 likes
      3. Daniel Girdusky‏ @dang90 Aug 25
        Replying to @alexandraerin @TheOnion

        Actually, he was the vote that stopped undoing Obamacare. 0/10 for facts; 10/10 for being a cold hearted B

        19 replies 13 retweets 224 likes
      4. Alexandraah! Scarin’‏ @alexandraerin Aug 25
        Replying to @dang90 @TheOnion

        Oh, no, I remember that. I remember him voting to allow the repeal bill on the floor, then stepping up dramatically at the 11th hour and arranging it so he could be the last vote, all the cameras on him, while he decided our fate. He still supported repeal.

        16 replies 14 retweets 634 likes
      5. Alexandraah! Scarin’‏ @alexandraerin Aug 25
        Replying to @alexandraerin @dang90 @TheOnion

        So you get 0/10 for facts, and he gets 10/10 for a cold heart.

        12 replies 4 retweets 355 likes
      6.  🦇 Cranpire Bat  🦇‏ @chris_redar Aug 25
        Replying to @alexandraerin @dang90

        pic.twitter.com/awPriSgd6V

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
      7. carter‏ @carterchapman Aug 25
        Replying to @chris_redar @alexandraerin and

        Typical liberals. Honestly keep it up, this is only hurting your chances of winning in mid-terms. Meghan rocks and you’re all jealous.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8.  🦇 Cranpire Bat  🦇‏ @chris_redar Aug 25
        Replying to @carterchapman @alexandraerin and

        Ok

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Clay Aiken‏Verified account @clayaiken Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit!!!! There's a line ... and it is WAY behind you! I usually love The Onion, but whoever wrote this and/or approved it TODAY (of all days) should be fired. We can't condemn Trump for his nastiness yet allow others to get away with it in the name of "satire" or humor.

        223 replies 83 retweets 810 likes
      3. Faisal Ahmed‏ @iwtbanint Aug 24
        Replying to @clayaiken @TheOnion

        'I usually love the Onion when they agree with my worldview'

        10 replies 15 retweets 1,249 likes
      4. Wen‏ @RanDomly_Dom Aug 25
        Replying to @iwtbanint @clayaiken @TheOnion

        how did Clay Aiken get here @AldeguerIV

        6 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
      5. Seth Johnston‏ @seth_j49 Aug 25
        Replying to @RanDomly_Dom @iwtbanint and

        How is Clay Aiken verified on Twitter?

        2 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
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      2. Bethany S. Mandel‏Verified account @bethanyshondark Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does anyone associated with you have a soul please advise

        396 replies 73 retweets 1,503 likes
      3. tony montana‏ @tonymon46571874 Aug 25
        Replying to @bethanyshondark @TheOnion

        ohpic.twitter.com/NnvsvN27fo

        7 replies 9 retweets 548 likes
      4. tony montana‏ @tonymon46571874 Aug 25
        Replying to @tonymon46571874 @bethanyshondark

        pic.twitter.com/Fxa8u8kwhg

        10 replies 2 retweets 239 likes
      5. Ramon Laureano Fan Club‏ @itsdbax Aug 25
        Replying to @tonymon46571874 @bethanyshondark @TheOnion

        Worth it

        1 reply 1 retweet 70 likes
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      2. Brian Fraley‏ @Dailytakes Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, let’s make fun of someone we disagree with when she’s suffering. It will be hilarious!!!

        15 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
      3. NOW That’s What I Call Spooky! ☭‏ @GaybrielMedrano Aug 25
        Replying to @Dailytakes @TheOnion

        *hey lets make fun of a woman vehemently against universal healthcare and her father (a war criminal) who voted to derail any chance of universal healthcare while he gets to check-out of life on a bill paid for by insurance provided by taxes.👌🏾

        5 replies 13 retweets 571 likes
      4. NOW That’s What I Call Spooky! ☭‏ @GaybrielMedrano Aug 25
        Replying to @GaybrielMedrano @Dailytakes @TheOnion

        Truth hurts 🤷🏽‍♂️pic.twitter.com/TsqwnLZBvq

        4 replies 0 retweets 241 likes
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