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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

    Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond https://trib.al/XqN5lKM pic.twitter.com/BZLvcc7cL6

    10:00 AM - 24 Aug 2018
    • 8,027 Retweets
    • 34,102 Likes
    • Max Portman Alex Jennings Alan Gerwien # patriot Tom Brown KB cdlu Joey 🎡👬❤️   ⚯͛ △⃒⃘⚡️  🏳️‍🌈 Irene Donaldson Jessie MacAdam
    1,114 replies 8,027 retweets 34,102 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Scott Stein‏ @sstein Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I expect at least 1,343 "Inconceivable!" responses.

        30 replies 23 retweets 1,066 likes
      3. Candlestick Will‏ @CandlestickWill Aug 24
        Replying to @sstein @TheOnion

        I’ll take the over

        0 replies 0 retweets 123 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Eric rice‏ @2toneskarice Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Grand Negus Zek 007.pic.twitter.com/0qJJHzvmY0

        1 reply 9 retweets 240 likes
      3. David McDowell‏ @DevaJedi Aug 24
        Replying to @2toneskarice @TheOnion

        00-Zek, license to profit

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      4. Eric rice‏ @2toneskarice Aug 24
        Replying to @DevaJedi

        pic.twitter.com/5X7OaQizon

        0 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. DirtyJoeRox‏ @DirtyJoeRox Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @RizzShow

        Haha my daughter & I met “Mister Bond” last April in Indianapolis 😂🤣pic.twitter.com/nfS0IkkUpt

        1 reply 4 retweets 207 likes
      3. Joette Kruger‏ @KrugerJoette Aug 24
        Replying to @DirtyJoeRox @TheOnion @RizzShow

        So cool!

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      4. Vote for Gillum!‏ @LiberalInFL Aug 24
        Replying to @KrugerJoette @DirtyJoeRox and

        We met him in Orlando. He was so incredibly nice!

        2 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      5. Cranky Patriot‏ @CrankyPatriot1 Aug 25
        Replying to @LiberalInFL @KrugerJoette and

        I love yr twitter name!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Vote for Gillum!‏ @LiberalInFL Aug 25
        Replying to @CrankyPatriot1 @KrugerJoette and

        Thanks! 😀

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. TraitorsInOurWH‏ @restless_mortal Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love this guy. I’d totally watch him as Bond. 😁

        3 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Resistance Patronus  🛸#VOTE 11.6.18‏ @ExpectoResister Aug 24
        Replying to @restless_mortal @TheOnion

        😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/utJxKUhw5N

        1 reply 2 retweets 50 likes
      4. TraitorsInOurWH‏ @restless_mortal Aug 24
        Replying to @ExpectoResister @TheOnion

        He’s freaking awesome.

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      5. Resistance Patronus  🛸#VOTE 11.6.18‏ @ExpectoResister Aug 24
        Replying to @restless_mortal @TheOnion

        Heck yeah he is! 😁

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Steve Schley‏ @Steve_Schley Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1blrweMh03

        2 replies 7 retweets 344 likes
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      2. Drew McDougall‏ @SteilacoomDrew Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Head of SPECTREpic.twitter.com/1m5bygZSE3

        7 replies 6 retweets 127 likes
      3. Steph Wong‏ @dj_j_wo Aug 24
        Replying to @SteilacoomDrew @TheOnion

        I would genuinely watch that.

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
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      1. Trump puts the POS in POTUS  🇺🇸‏ @GrouchoMarx1011 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Princess Bond

        0 replies 3 retweets 160 likes
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