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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 24

    Sessions Argues Justice Department Will Not Be Swayed By Political Considerations Outside Private Prison Lobbyists, Wall Street Donors, Anti-LGBT Christian Activists https://trib.al/8nAQlGL pic.twitter.com/2l9p7Jw49y

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      1. Justin Schuffert‏ @justinschuffert Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When The Onion is more real than mainstream journalism...

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      1. Angela Vela‏ @angelavela Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I totally missed it was @TheOnion at first. Didn’t even flinch. 😂😂😂

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      1. WolveinSoCal‏ @jzanier468 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @WendyMichele48

        The Onion is on a roll tonight. It's an embarrassment of riches.

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      1. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sessions over here like "you can't buy me- I'm already bought!"

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      1. Whiplash Wang‏ @MutellaToast Aug 24
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      1. ScoBo‏ @scizotts Aug 25
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        Don't forget pro-cannabis activists!

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      1. Matt‏ @YetiMatt Aug 24
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        Keeblers cookies have really sucked since Sessions left the tree.

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      1. Christoph Burschka‏ @cburschka Aug 24
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        If he's excluding white supremacists, I'll chalk it up as progress.

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      1. emilyinnocent21‏ @emilyinnocent25 Aug 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @HumanistReport

        He's so pass on doing the right thing bye the 99% there are no words! nvrdrmp; flip the seats 2018/2020pic.twitter.com/ZRFoRdwK0h

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      1. Tracey Eva Edwards‏ @TracevaToons Aug 24
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        Perfect

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      1. Joe‏ @HxnJoe Aug 24
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        REAL NEWS!!...Sad.

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      1. altheguy‏ @AAltheguy Aug 24
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        Great news! Any word on the Clinton et al investigations? No Political influence?

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      1. JudyGilbert‏ @JG41097 Aug 24
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        Sounds good. Your actions say different. Sessions constantly Blurr the waters. For that matter, Trump is like tsunami.

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