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I totally missed it was
@TheOnion at first. Didn’t even flinch.

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The Onion is on a roll tonight. It's an embarrassment of riches.
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Sessions over here like "you can't buy me- I'm already bought!"
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Don't forget pro-cannabis activists!
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Keeblers cookies have really sucked since Sessions left the tree.
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If he's excluding white supremacists, I'll chalk it up as progress.
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He's so pass on doing the right thing bye the 99% there are no words! nvrdrmp; flip the seats 2018/2020pic.twitter.com/ZRFoRdwK0h
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REAL NEWS!!...Sad.
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Great news! Any word on the Clinton et al investigations? No Political influence?
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Sounds good. Your actions say different. Sessions constantly Blurr the waters. For that matter, Trump is like tsunami.
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