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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Teacher In Cash-Strapped Ohio School District Forced To Make Do With Centuries-Old Firearms https://trib.al/9SPcLGo pic.twitter.com/KRrAaBg4jq

    2:35 PM - 23 Aug 2018
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    • The Real Cman ❌MomsOnTheRun Jay Williams Tommy R22 Bobby Delaney Ian Byrd BHay99 saul Sebastian Hersey
    26 replies 381 retweets 1,794 likes
      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

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      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait one moment while i put the stick into the barrel and load

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      1. (Not) Kaity 💙‏ @RealTorinHooge Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But how will the children learn if they're not protected with only the most modern killing machines!!???

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      2. steve wright‏ @thewrightkansan Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @bakerpeabody

        Are we sure @TheOnion didn't make this up?🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Peabody Johanson‏ @bakerpeabody Aug 23
        Replying to @thewrightkansan @TheOnion

        The Onion makes everything up. That's why they are a satire site.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. steve wright‏ @thewrightkansan Aug 23
        Replying to @bakerpeabody @TheOnion

        I know. Sarcasm does not translate well on twitter 😄

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Peabody Johanson‏ @bakerpeabody Aug 23
        Replying to @thewrightkansan @TheOnion

        Haha, it does not. :) I was hoping you were kidding. :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. steve wright‏ @thewrightkansan Aug 23
        Replying to @bakerpeabody @TheOnion

        Sounded good in my head🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. E16S‏ @E16S1 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Active shooter! fix bayonets! 😂

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      1. GermaLo‏ @germaine7676 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOl, "this was my grandfather's bayonet."

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      1. unBEARable‏ @chareiditz Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I could afford century old arms all I can afford is 2 modern AR 15s

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Aug 23
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        Oh no, there's always money for the guns.

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      1. SarahFin‏ @SarahWFin Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These type of articles...I laugh for a second and then feel guilty and then I laugh again

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      1. Wayne Moyer‏ @wmoyer650 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you seen the caliber on the older firearms? One good musket shot will take down any intruder walking into a classroom.

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      2. Am Phibian‏ @GarageToad Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not to be CONTRARIAN but the M1911 is still widely used today

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      2. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ВЫНУЖДЕННЫЙ ДАВИД )

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      3. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Aug 23
        Replying to @KRAKENVS @TheOnion

        НЕ ПЫТАЙТЕСЬ МЕНЯ ЗАДОБРИТЬ

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      4. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods Aug 23
        Replying to @KRAKENVS @TheOnion

        Right!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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