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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank https://trib.al/ZFG1QdL pic.twitter.com/fJ1ArBLZIb

    2:04 PM - 23 Aug 2018
    • 267 Retweets
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    • Joan Kinzler nothing creative Pamela Millsaps Natty Lumpo Breez_Eeze Brad Biggers Prole Hunter ⚒ Pierre-Simon Laplace 💀 ghoulish tristan 💀
    30 replies 267 retweets 1,433 likes
      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X-Men: Collusion

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      2. HEREDIT-HARRY‏ @harryn1m Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i wanna fuck it

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. ☭ 🌹spooky president toad dick 🌹☭‏ @SoloDeath1 Aug 23
        Replying to @harryn1m @TheOnion

        Therw's always one.

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The IMPEACHNATOR! He’ll be BACK!

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      1. Nardcity Winnipeg‏ @NardcityWPG Aug 23
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        damn I like just did the canadian version of thishttps://twitter.com/nardcitywpg/status/1029397461125738496?s=21 …

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        Nardcity Winnipeg @NardcityWPG
        Cast down from the infernal Shadow Cabinet, dread-lord Maxine Bernier reanimates putrescent troll army by channeling the dark forces of online racism pic.twitter.com/wqrDCBFLo4
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      1. Brenda#SPNWatchParty‏ @BrendaS1168 Aug 23
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        He's a Crossroad Demon!!

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      1. myla  🌊‏ @iheartruiner Aug 23
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        @tweetjaleesa not part of sexy justice.

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      1. Haydn Webley #FBPE‏ @haydn_webley Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Genius

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      1. Sammy L‏ @CreativeAnarchy Aug 23
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        pic.twitter.com/f7WrxET77F

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      1. Ophe‏ @Ophelia_77 Aug 23
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        We cast you out, Satan!pic.twitter.com/apZ4B3DUf5

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      1. Charles Bonnar‏ @CBrex617 Aug 23
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        But the shading on those pecs tho...

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      1. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Aug 23
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        Is this the same gestation tank Trump's mother used to make the Thanksgiving turkey??

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      1. 🕆mrkgnao🕆‏ @Adabwilldoo Aug 23
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        WTF

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      1. rivka  🔮‏ @baademer Aug 23
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        bobbys looking absolutely jacked, put me in that tank

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      1. master shredder‏ @16_andriod Aug 23
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        Is this @TheMAURYShow

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      1. Sweet Pea 🙇🏾‍♀️ 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🧝🏾‍♀️ 👸🏾‏ @1ll_be_that Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious!

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Aug 23
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        https://youtu.be/RB8COVrzeSY 

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      1. Genevieve Sabine‏ @gensabine Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        'Nation Gasps'...

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      1. Laura Williams‏ @LauraWi12665522 Aug 23
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        😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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      1. Noe‏ @PoshBoiy Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh shit

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