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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Newly Unearthed Journals Reveal J. Robert Oppenheimer Annoyed Trinity Test Researchers By Quoting ‘Bhagavad Gita’ Every Time They Did Anything https://trib.al/CEbPVjh pic.twitter.com/2drkkTwaCJ

    1:04 PM - 23 Aug 2018
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      2. George Can't Standya‏ @jeffreygrove Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        paging .@NuclearAnthro

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      3. Ghost of Arms Control (Martin Pfeiffer)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NuclearAnthro Aug 23
        Replying to @jeffreygrove @TheOnion

        Glorious. :D

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      1. C Atchison‏ @RB_Atch Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In walks Oppenheimer, "Sorry I missed the meeting's start, had to drop a big deuce." Slaps Feyman's shoulder. "I have become death! The destroyer of Los Alamos latrine #4!!"

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      1. Fernando‏ @LT_VT Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He asked me at breakfast, "'Arjuna going to eat that donut?'" said physicist Mort Kopffen. "What the hell does that even mean?"

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      1. JulieB‏ @WarOnWarOff Aug 23
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        pic.twitter.com/j4Pue9Lqvp

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      1. Chris Burns‏ @chris_saboburns Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he wore that same Grim Reaper Halloween cotume every damn year.

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      1. Ben, Resident Gundam Historian Ph.D.‏ @breakingcreech Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NuclearAnthro

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      1. Cynper2‏ @cynper2 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @minyoonkis 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Mike Greggs‏ @MikeGreggs Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        like go to the bathroom

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      1. Petunia Cat  🧙🏻‍♀️ 🎃 👻 🎃 🕸 🎃 🍄 🎃 🥑 🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️‏ @PetuniaCatLand Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @LOLGOP

        Have you ever noticed how much he looks like David Byrne from Talking Heads?

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      1. Gautam Kabra‏ @g_kab35 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok. JRO knew Bhagwad Gita. There was a incident in that when lord Krishna reveals his immortal & all encompassing self to prince Arjun. Deception of enormous power which quite similar to the power of atom. So if JRO remembers Gita verses at that time, its not strange, IMO.pic.twitter.com/XOYrJXVW7H

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      1. Eye of Yeti‏ @YetiEye Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @LOLGOP

        I love that song! “Bhagavad Gita, baby.”

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      1. Chris Sparks‏ @ChrisSparks77 Aug 23
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        Best one in awhile lol

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      1. Dan Solitz‏ @dansolitz Aug 23
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        Breaker of hearts you three headed god

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      1. Omar‏ @kohefiza Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I so want bhakts in #India to try and get The Onion to apologize for this. It would surely result in a collector's edition piece.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Given our current political clime...Oppenheimer could do with less Teller(s)

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      1. Ad Astra!‏ @elonisourhero Aug 23
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        This is funny as hell!

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      1. BoundbytheCurve‏ @boundbythecurve Aug 23
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        "I have become death" "Dude, I'm just getting some coffee. I was going to ask you if you wanted some, but if you're death now..."

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      1. Zach Ternes‏ @ternes35yolo Aug 23
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        "We get it robert, you're death, now shut the fuck up."

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Aug 23
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        funny

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