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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch https://trib.al/ANJR6ir pic.twitter.com/okDwg3iL7S

    12:06 PM - 23 Aug 2018
    • 252 Retweets
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    • That Joker Dude Corporations ain’t people, my friend. Nick DeArmon Matt Adams Shawn Lewis ninjaturtle170 Ethan Mora Ned DGAF 🇺🇸 Mic-AHHHHH!
    19 replies 252 retweets 1,821 likes
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      2. ImJustCray‏ @ImJustCray Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Frank Gallagher did it better

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Roy Dagley‏ @roydagley Aug 23
        Replying to @ImJustCray @TheOnion

        Yes yes yes, I’m not happy about only being able to like this once!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. ImJustCray‏ @ImJustCray Aug 23
        Replying to @roydagley @TheOnion

        I love that show. Carl is my favorite, also fuck Debbie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Roy Dagley‏ @roydagley Aug 23
        Replying to @ImJustCray @TheOnion

        She is the Lisa from the simpsons. Decent character but makes for a terrible show when it revolves around her.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Joe Kovac‏ @AlaskaJoKo Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It damn well better.

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Drs told me... “If you don’t use it, you loose it!”

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      1. Spoopy Turpin  🧛‍♀️ 🎃 🧟‍♀️‏ @motelcowboy Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @heathenwright

        Heath, if I hadn't noticed that you were the one who retweeted this, I would've retweeted it myself and tagged you.

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      1. LIL KEV FROM 107TH‏ @KM_TheKing Aug 23
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        @KristinaC80

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      1. Plaintiff722‏ @joke_722 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL all you right there @georgelopez

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      1. Ms. Whoreface‏ @PainWeasel Aug 24
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        Shameless

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Triathletes suck at alcoholism.

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      1. Josh Eburuaja‏ @Josh_Alpha Aug 23
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        @Osterian Bruh.. this shit took me out 😭😭😭😭

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe Aug 23
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        Must have been a well trained liver. A normal liver has no idea how to process and deal with good booze.

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      1. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Aug 23
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        I'll drink to that

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      1. mlc‏ @cecilsghost Aug 23
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        Whereas the liver's host cannot.

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      1. Dr. Zima‏ @EmceeGoCry Aug 23
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        @Bryan_Infiniti

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      1. zerdesht kaarim 🛢‏ @zardashtkarim Aug 23
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        Hhhh

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      1. Famous P.S. Anus‏ @FamousAnus4 Aug 23
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        Mickey Mantle approves

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      1. Timothy.‏ @TTinnnny Aug 23
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        new son can really handle its beatings

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 23
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