I honestly don’t think that’s satire
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I'm Crying,
@TheOnion, but these aren't tears of hilarity. They're tears of stark reality resignation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This isn't satire. I spent a semester at a high school in TX and my grades were better than ~90% of my classmates, including English class and I'm not a native English speaker... My physics teacher didn't believe in climate change and my history teacher was a republican

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I dont speak English so good, can you speak American?
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I would laugh my ass off at this if it didn't hold so much truth.
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Sad, because it's true. But Betsy DeVos is on it!
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"Hey guys? Have we considered hitting Timo in the head with a hammer a few times? Maybe some brain damage might make it easier to understand him."
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"you have to pay How Much for a doctor's visit???"
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Unfortunately not so farfetched.
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This shouldnt be on the onion... This should be a real news headline
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OMG IT'S SO TRUE THO
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Not a joke
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This is so bad

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Mielenkiintoinen juttu! Näin se kuitenkin menee!
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That's the damn truth.
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This would be very funny if it wasn't so true.
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