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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Students Excited To See Slate Of Notable Speakers Who Will Be Disinvited To Campus This Year https://trib.al/pWbnh9i pic.twitter.com/JIh2utBRnv

    8:51 AM - 23 Aug 2018
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    56 replies 342 retweets 1,810 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Robert Sievert‏ @robertwsievert Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that a man in a blonde wig?

        6 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Jim  🐻 ✈️ 🛰️ 📡 🥌 🥌 🥌‏ @B52_tester Aug 23
        Replying to @robertwsievert @TheOnion

        In reality, yes. But according to correct thought, it's a strong, beautiful woman.

        2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      4. (((Val Washington)))‏ @ValeriaPugliesi Aug 23
        Replying to @B52_tester @robertwsievert @TheOnion

        Beautiful has to be an exaggeration!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Sunny Beach‏ @doe_spike Aug 23
        Replying to @ValeriaPugliesi @B52_tester and

        As is woman

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      6. (((Val Washington)))‏ @ValeriaPugliesi Aug 23
        Replying to @doe_spike @B52_tester and

        😂😂😂😂😂 LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Robinson‏ @Thefoursuprise Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @benshapiro is the only one of these speakers I'd listen to

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Andrew‏ @agarret83 Aug 23
        Replying to @Thefoursuprise @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Gross

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Joshua‏ @Joshelam24 Aug 23
        Replying to @agarret83 @Thefoursuprise and

        Yeah but who's the guy below Ben? Idk who that guy is🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Aug 23
        Replying to @Joshelam24 @agarret83 and

        transphobe fuck off

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. Joshua‏ @Joshelam24 Aug 23
        Replying to @Taxouck @agarret83 and

        pic.twitter.com/UV8waT3Y7S

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Joshua‏ @Joshelam24 Aug 23
        Replying to @Joshelam24 @Taxouck and

        Yo I'm so fucking funny😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Lisan AlGhaib لسان الغيب‏ @AvidlyApathetic Aug 23
        Replying to @Joshelam24 @Taxouck and

        The doctor said that when your mom tried to abort you. He said "that's funny, I guess cockroaches can survive anything."

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      9. Joshua‏ @Joshelam24 Aug 23
        Replying to @AvidlyApathetic @Taxouck and

        Have you considered that your tiny brain can't comprehend jokes, sarcasm, irony? And that's a rhetorical question because it's obvious we know the answer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. 9 more replies
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      2. Shai DeLuca-Tamasi‏ @ShaiDeLuca Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @afakhri77

        Seeing Linda on there makes me smile. Onion or not.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Ahmad Fakhri  🇪🇬 🇺🇸 🇵🇸‏ @afakhri77 Aug 23
        Replying to @ShaiDeLuca @TheOnion

        you and your love for Linda :P

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Shai DeLuca-Tamasi‏ @ShaiDeLuca Aug 23
        Replying to @afakhri77 @TheOnion

        It runs deep.pic.twitter.com/05ewyVfxQF

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Gabriel Allen Joslyn‏ @GJoslyn91 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ones a Traitor, one supports terrorists, ones mentally ill and smells funny, then theres @benshapiro

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Kyler A. Means‏ @kylermeans Aug 23
        Replying to @GJoslyn91 @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I love watching his videos and how he makes people look stupid cause they don’t know what they are talking about

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gary Tsang‏ @gobio76 Aug 24
        Replying to @kylermeans @GJoslyn91 and

        But but but you don’t have a gender study degree, why are you talking about gender?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Sassy Shapiro‏ @sassyshapiro Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/bLqc6f5OyI

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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