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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Job Candidate Awaiting Interviewer Just Smiling, Making Enthusiastic Eye Contact With Every Passerby In Lobby https://trib.al/1Uet23b pic.twitter.com/9vvniukRQQ

    8:20 AM - 23 Aug 2018
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    • M troy nothing creative Dharam Khalsa rod lingo Breez_Eeze name cannot be blank Jen Ess Hulk Davidson
    20 replies 152 retweets 1,397 likes
      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Let’s leave him out there for another 30 minutes. The place could use a bit more forced positivity.” -Area Boss

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      1. bcvek‏ @bcvek Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too funny cuz it’s true... add in some uncontrollable hand sweating and interminable feelings of self doubt

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      1. Shane Pearson‏ @ShanePe30424480 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just saw this guy in the lobby

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      2. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice smile, but wearing that tie he doesn’t stand a chance.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 24
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        Based on grin janitor sure he's the guy who pissed outside the locked bathroom

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      1. Tanya‏ @svg3rk4t Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ow too true

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      1. Oscar fthem‏ @orteguistasALV Aug 23
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        Expecting to make $15 per hour with 5 years of experience and a master's degree.

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that his brother’s suit?

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better than me. I just glare at them like total psycho..

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🕴️‍♀️but if you're 5 mins late getting to a place you've never been before... you're doomed. 💨💣

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 23
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        Friendly and quiet pays off.

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      1. Hablame Cripto‏ @hablamecripto Aug 23
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        Hired! 👍

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      1. Mike Kanda‏ @mkanda Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha, I've been there all too often...

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        МОГУ КОПАТЬ , И МОГУ НЕ КОПАТЬ )

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Aug 23
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        having second thoughts #SlugRehab

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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick Aug 23
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        Way too real.

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      1. Spaceface‏ @occasionalities Aug 23
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        Kick up, not down

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