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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Michael Cohen Reaches Plea Deal With Prosecutors https://trib.al/cHHBO2E  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/RMaI5jlAgV

    7:49 AM - 23 Aug 2018
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      2. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clinton got impeached and didn't miss a beat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Spooky Michael  👻 🎃‏ @TrashByMichael Aug 23
        Replying to @LordNishar @TheOnion

        He had a 60% approval rating at the time tho. It went up which is funny. Trump doesn’t have the public on his side.

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      4. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar Aug 23
        Replying to @TrashByMichael @TheOnion

        Wild Bill was really smooth. Trump is a moron who brags about his cock size to any one who will listen. The sad thing is if the DNC runs another weak candidate in 2020 Trump might win again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Spooky Michael  👻 🎃‏ @TrashByMichael Aug 23
        Replying to @LordNishar @TheOnion

        He might but Gen Z and millennials two groups that themselves I think outnumber Boomers. Only way he wins is if they stay home. It could happen but I am doubtful. November will tell us how bad of a shape he is in.

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      6. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar Aug 23
        Replying to @TrashByMichael @TheOnion

        If the DNC wins a lot of seats, he may be gone before 2020. The idea of president Pence doesn't make me feel any better though.

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      7. Spooky Michael  👻 🎃‏ @TrashByMichael Aug 23
        Replying to @LordNishar @TheOnion

        Yeah. Also if they come close in a lot of historical red districts, that is good too. Most ppl don’t vote in midterms. I suspect the Dems will make some headway. The race to watch is Cruz. If he loses, it is over. If he wins by a couple of points...bad too.

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      8. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar Aug 23
        Replying to @TrashByMichael @TheOnion

        I would love to see Cruz get fired by the voters. And I am a Republican.

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      9. Spooky Michael  👻 🎃‏ @TrashByMichael Aug 23
        Replying to @LordNishar @TheOnion

        I think that guy has a chance. Cruz probably wins, but I could see Trump voters staying home and being like..who cares. The polling is close, I think.

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      1. Bad Gambler‏ @GapnUp Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how many years of college for that career?

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Aug 23
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        personally i don't approve of slug rehab

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 24
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        The same way a parachute without strings touched down

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      1. Adam Greenman‏ @acgreen82 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really wanted to laugh at this but, sadly, it's true so that really takes the funny out of it..

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 23
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        He’ Story is THE TRUTH!!!! #MAGA

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      1. Weedeaterson‏ @weedeaterson Aug 23
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        Finally, some accurate reporting.

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