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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 23

    Area Man Spends Summer Having Wallet Stolen Across Europe https://trib.al/laegtBn pic.twitter.com/YhPg9u5XBi

    5:42 AM - 23 Aug 2018
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      2. Keith Witch Project‏ @RabTDog Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meeting ‘area man’ is now on my bucket list.

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      3. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Aug 23
        Replying to @RabTDog @TheOnion

        Why meet when you can face time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Keith Witch Project‏ @RabTDog Aug 23
        Replying to @0_Sacchidanand @TheOnion

        No substitute for personal interaction 🤝

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      1.  🕷Spooky Lu 🕷‏ @LA_Varg Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RealJustinDoss

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      1. Peter Abraham‏ @PeterAbraham Aug 23
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        cc @Joebara

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      1. Edgar‏ @mcdaddyissues91 Aug 23
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        @markabaigar

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      2. Michael Howard‏ @Loraxpro Aug 23
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        Funny because it’s true.

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      1. Spade of paste‏ @pasteofspades Aug 23
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        OOOF

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      1. Logan Schaedig‏ @LoganSchaedig Aug 23
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        @mintonaustin_ @Nipple_Nicholas

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 23
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        I'd like to lose my luggage on a concord but I think that ship has sailed.

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      1. EL30‏ @americanpio Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @P_Strickland_

        Sugestion @TheOnion next time do the luggage lost from a 2hr fight from Madrid to Paris...delivered to your hotel the day after you left and customer service only knows at this point the hotel declined to take it...no end yet...it’s a developing story!!

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      1. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Aug 23
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        "Excuse me sir, I believe you stole my wallet."

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      1. Danny Cascarino‏ @dannyjcascarino Aug 23
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        Yet virginity left unscathed

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      1. Dustin - Did You Know Crypto Podcast‏ @DustinDry1st Aug 23
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        This is why you wear a Fanny pack with your wallet in it :)

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