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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

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    .@DonaldJTrumpJr: "We gotta type up copies of our texts so we can print them out and burn those, too—you can’t be too careful with the witch hunt."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1032367569728983041 …

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    The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
    Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail https://trib.al/W0gyDnd  pic.twitter.com/xmxYJGus7M
    7:09 PM - 22 Aug 2018
    • 530 Retweets
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    • CelticTreePromo Chris Wilhelm Joan Kinzler Jay Barnica Alyssa Shames Beck Mulkey Seth Willson The Indeterminator🌹 Breez_Eeze
    27 replies 530 retweets 3,091 likes
      1. Donner Party Caterer‏ @Conruthhoward Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        BREAKING: The Onion is compelled to publish increasingly outrageous Tweets to keep pace with the burgoning psychosis developing in the White House.

        0 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Sebastián‏ @rscm Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/NFU3TeVky9

        1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
      3. Laserbeam  🌹‏ @BerkeleyGirl63 Aug 22
        Replying to @rscm @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        That never gets old for me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sebastián‏ @rscm Aug 22
        Replying to @BerkeleyGirl63 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        same 😁🤣🤣🤣

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      2. GShift9‏ @GShift9 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Print them out, grind them into a hash, and pave your driveway with them. Who is gonna notice a hash driveway?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Haunted Vince Smuckles‏ @TripNippleKing Aug 22
        Replying to @GShift9 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Don’t smoke the dirty old foot hash!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. LiberalPaul‏ @LiberalPaul Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        This. Is. Beautiful.

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      1. Katieinjc‏ @KatherineArabis Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Is this satire? I can’t tell

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        @EricTrump: “... yo bro... does garlic work for witch hunts ...?” @DonaldJTrumpJr “...dunno dude! I think it only works on vampires bro... but ... like ... let’s try it anyway...”

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      1. Ethan White‏ @Ethan_Wheeti Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Burn the printer, after all, it's printing crimes

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      1. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Your office if td got sued @irena_fridman

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      1. Kubrickian Reality‏ @RBeckhorn Aug 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        This one didn’t get enough love. It’s fucking hilarious

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      1. Steve Chapman‏ @Chappiemon Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Lmao

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      2. Harry Callahan‏ @Harry_CalIahan Aug 23
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        pic.twitter.com/6Az1XiM7wX

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      3. Harry Callahan‏ @Harry_CalIahan Aug 23
        Replying to @Harry_CalIahan @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/eKAn6ymzzE

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      1. Chris "Skeleton War Criminal" Herborth‏ @taffer Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still can't tell if this is satire or just reporting.

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      1. Prince Princeton‏ @asseaater5000 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        That pic looks like a scene from Its always Sunny

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      1. Tommy Hackett‏ @tommyhack22 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Completely feasible

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      1. The Maker of Sense‏ @MakerOfSense Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Jokes don’t come easily to the left. Hand holding in all aspects of society is required from cradle to grave. Yet even with the hand holding and safe spaces leftist still cannot meme let alone come up with good jokes. And that’s a good thing.

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      1.  🍒‏ @CherryBlackEyes Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I would not have been surprised if this had been from any real news agency

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