BREAKING: The Onion is compelled to publish increasingly outrageous Tweets to keep pace with the burgoning psychosis developing in the White House.
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That never gets old for me.
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Print them out, grind them into a hash, and pave your driveway with them. Who is gonna notice a hash driveway?
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Don’t smoke the dirty old foot hash!
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This. Is. Beautiful.
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Is this satire? I can’t tell
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@EricTrump: “... yo bro... does garlic work for witch hunts ...?”@DonaldJTrumpJr “...dunno dude! I think it only works on vampires bro... but ... like ... let’s try it anyway...”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Burn the printer, after all, it's printing crimes
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Your office if td got sued
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This one didn’t get enough love. It’s fucking hilarious
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I still can't tell if this is satire or just reporting.
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That pic looks like a scene from Its always Sunny
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Completely feasible
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Jokes don’t come easily to the left. Hand holding in all aspects of society is required from cradle to grave. Yet even with the hand holding and safe spaces leftist still cannot meme let alone come up with good jokes. And that’s a good thing.
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I would not have been surprised if this had been from any real news agency
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