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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

    Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail https://trib.al/W0gyDnd pic.twitter.com/xmxYJGus7M

    1:43 PM - 22 Aug 2018
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    Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
    99 replies 2,269 retweets 10,827 likes
      1. rachell ragan‏ @RachellRagan Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Infantry0300 @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/zCxZvWmVlU

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      2. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/TFjBpRcqFL

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      2. Mehran Jadidi‏ @JadidiJD Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        lol at jr holding a mouse

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Bill Tripp‏ @BTripp5431 Aug 22
        Replying to @JadidiJD @TheOnion and

        "Damn't, how does Jeeves run this thing?"

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. KD's_burner#420‏ @burner_420 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Gotta find some way to replace the coal industry

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      1. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        All done Dad! Now the only thing left are digital records!

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      2. csteuart  🎾‏ @csteuart Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Sometimes I actually have a double take to see that it really is a post from @TheOnion !!

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      1.  🖤 John Paul Keith‏ @johnpaulkeith Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love that they are tagged in this! lol

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      1. Black41FlashReverse‏ @Black41Reverse Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

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      1. Seth Holst‏ @SethHolst Aug 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @LettersOfNote and

        The last 2 years at the Whitehouse has been dangerously close to an Arrested Development storyline.pic.twitter.com/l5uMmk0fnw

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      1. Jim Malgieri‏ @jimmalgieri Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit and

        Jr: "Eric you're going to set off the sprinkler, Bud." Eric: "But I like fire."

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      1. Make it so #1.‏ @focaltraveller Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        When you finally realize they aren't playing 60D mahjong but are just dummies who got lucky...pic.twitter.com/myAdiBoVAl

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      1. Pam‏ @pamleo65_pam Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        So funny. I could actually see them do this though.

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      1. iain morris‏ @iainkevanmorris Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        people from around the world think you two guys are really stupid. that's what this joke is - how stupid you are. and lots and lots of people, around the world, are laughing at it.

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        @EricTrump: “... yo bro! we’re gonna need tons more paper...!” @DonaldJTrumpJr “... yea bro... quick! let’s order a truck load and more toner cartridges as well...” #maga #TrumpCrimeFamily @gop @dnc @cnn @nbcsnl @whpresscorps @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP

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      1. Jacob‏ @_AboutTreeFiddy Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I’m gonna miss these trump boy tweets when it’s all said and done

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      1. Alexandra‏ @AlexandrainNYC Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @sivavaid and

        There will soon be a huge spike in carbon air-emissions.

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